Transformers Crew REALLY Hates Megan Fox: "She has the press fooled."
Megan Fox and Transformers Director Michael Bay
Megan Fox has been doing heavy promotion duty for Jennifer’s Body, which is currently screening at TIFF. As she has been wont to do (see my previous post on the cultivation of her image), she made an offhand, outlandish quip, only this time she compared Transformers director Michael Bay to Hitler, and then some:
God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.
The press picked it up, threw it around a bit — Cinematical and Nikki Finke made fun — and then this bombshell from three anonymous crew members from Transformers. It was initially posted on Bay’s website, but has since been taken down, as I’ll explain below. It’s long, but I’ve highlighted the juicy parts.
This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) — easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips’ daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”
The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.
So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.
But ‘fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!
-Loyal Transformers Crew
Whew. In the few hours since this was posted, Bay took down the letter and issued his own statement:
I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.
So what’s going on here?
As Finke points out, crews lashing out at stars is not unprecedented: Bruce Willis once complained about crew salaries, blaming them for the rise in film costs (while he himself was netting $15 million a film). According to lore, he came to the studio lot the next day, parked his car, and returned from a meeting to find it absolutely blanketed in spit.
To my mind, the most significant part of the entire tirade isn’t the bit about her being pissed about visiting the pyramids, or even the suggestion that she become a porn star. Rather, it’s the truly scandalous idea that there are two sides to Megan Fox. The crew members’ disclosure establishes a very obvious bifurcation: there is a ’real’ Megan Fox (the one who’s a bitch on set, untalented, and ‘dumb as rocks’) and the ‘fake’ Megan Fox, who tells crazy stories to reporters and poses like a porn star.
Crew members are often figured as sources of authenticity: during Julia Roberts’ heyday in the early ’90s, almost every profile about her gushed about how fantastic she was with the crew, threw them parties, etc. etc. (And, not suprisingly, Roberts ended up marrying a member of the crew when she was working on The Mexican). Friendly to the crew = friendly to the ‘little people’ = friendly to us! Julia Roberts would be our friend! Such discourse was especially helpful when Steven Spielberg accused her of unprofessionalism on the set of Hook: Spielberg may have had a problem, but the crew — the stand-ins for her fans, and, in essence, for her audience — they were on her side.
But that’s not all. They also specifically address the idea of star and image production: by highlighting the fact that she was ‘plucked from obscurity’ by Bay, they gesture to the ways in which individuals (and, in this case, unknown individuals with nice bodies, who will require little salary but attract many boys) are molded and crafted for stardom. Of course, Fox was not in total obscurity when cast for Transformers, but her image coalesce into its current form following her casting in the film.
They also make explicit mention of her comparisons to Angelina Jolie….and declare her lacking. Lacking professionalism, specifically. Yet they are also implicitly suggesting that Fox cultivates the comparisons, and that they — the ‘real’ people, speakers of truth — find her derivative. She can’t act, she’s not a nice person, she’s ‘dumb as rocks,’ and has no future in the industry. Basically, she’s a fake, and you should feel duped if you thought anything else.
Now, whether or not such a prediction comes true is somewhat inconsequential. I’ll be fascinated, however, to see how this bit of information is picked up outside of the industry. Right now, I’ve read it on industry blogs and seen it mentioned in passing in various newspapers, but I want to see if the gossip mags do anything with it (and if you see it — please send it my way, even if it’s just a gossip blog).
The stakes are somewhat high: if this disclosure is further circulated and authenticated in mainstream discourse, it’ll significantly alter what ‘Megan Fox’ signifies. Put differently, it’ll change what her image means. So many already suspected her of fakeness: of constructing and cultivating her own image. In many ways, proof of such construction is the kiss of death — we love to think of stars as seamless, natural creations, regardless of the fact that all public personalities — whether Obama or Kim Kardashian or Meryl Streep — are in the business of image cultivation. But to let those seams show: that’s poor form. That’s sloppy publicity. Truly unprofessional, as the crew might say.
The New York Times Totally Stole My Blog Post!
….and other complaints. If you’re a long-time (read: two month) follower of the blog, you’ll recall a post from late June, entitled “A Star-Less Summer?” in which I contemplated the failure of recent star-headed films (Land of the Lost, Imagine That, Pelham 123) and the success of high concept. The rest of the summer season confirmed that prediction: as August draws to a close, the top seven grossers line-up as such:
1 | Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen | P/DW | $397,470,858 | 4,293 | $108,966,307 | 4,234 | 6/24 | - |
2 | Up | BV | $288,510,371 | 3,886 | $68,108,790 | 3,766 | 5/29 | - |
3 | Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince | WB | $287,705,000 | 4,455 | $77,835,727 | 4,325 | 7/15 | - |
4 | The Hangover | WB | $267,238,000 | 3,545 | $44,979,319 | 3,269 | 6/5 | - |
5 | Star Trek | Par. | $256,133,843 | 4,053 | $75,204,289 | 3,849 | 5/8 | - |
6 | Monsters Vs. Aliens | P/DW | $198,291,863 | 4,136 | $59,321,095 | 4,104 | 3/27 | - |
7 | Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs | Fox | $191,646,521 | 4,102 | $41,690,382 | 4,099 | 7/1 |
(All gross figures taken from Boxofficemojo.com). With the success of District 9 (starless — the lead performer had never even appeared in a feature film) and lots of fingers crossed over Inglorious Basterds (which seems to have just fine), the press was ready to make some big assertions.
First Huge Claim: A-List stardom is dead.
The Times published a short piece, “A-List Stars Flailing at Box Office,” with large pictures of Denzel Washington, Will Farrell, and Julia Roberts telling us that they can no longer ensure an audience. Choice quotes include:
“The spring and summer box office has murdered megawatt stars like Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts, Eddie Murphy, John Travolta, Russell Crowe, Tom Hanks, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell.”
““Imagine That,” starring Mr. Murphy, was such a disaster that Paramount Pictures had to take a write-down. Mr. Sandler? His “Funny People” limped out of the gate and then collapsed. Some of these may simply have not been very good, but an A-list star is supposed to overcome that.”
“This weekend, Mr. Pitt has an opportunity to stop the bleeding. His “Inglourious Basterds,” an R-rated Nazi thriller directed by Quentin Tarantino, arrived in theaters Friday. Harvey Weinstein and The Weinstein Company built the marketing campaign for the film almost entirely around Mr. Pitt.
And the actor may pull it off — kind of. Mr. Weinstein contends that Mr. Pitt’s drawing power is not remotely in question. “Brad Pitt is a super-superstar at the apex of his popularity, and he’s a large part of why people want to see this movie,” he said.”
I don’t disagree with those claims — and they’re certainly supported by the box-office grosses of big, starry films this summer. But I also think that it’s not that people no longer love stars . Stars can be just as ‘high concept’ as a film based on alien prawns in South Africa or toys from our childhood, as Justin Wyatt has made clear. What’s missing — and here’s where I’d like to revise my original post on the star-less summer — is quality. I’m not talking Oscar-bait quality. I’m talking quality genre fare, quality in scripts written to play up a given star’s persona, quality in marketing, editing, length. The Times does briefly gesture this way, explaining that “Talent agents argue that stars are not to blame, faulting script concepts that fail to translate to the screen, poor release dates, awkward marketing or ill-advised efforts by popular actors to stretch in new directions.”
As my friend Colin pointed out, it isn’t so much that audiences didn’t want to see stars, but that the star-headed movies just weren’t that good. I’m not saying that Transformers was ‘good’ — but there’s a reason that a tightly plotted rom-com like The Proposal beat out the rather horrendous The Ugly Truth. Both are star-vehicles, both are genre pics — but one is simply smarter, more enjoyable, funnier, better fit to the star’s persona, and with more chemistry than the other. That’s the reason it’s grossed $260 million international on a $40 million budget, whereas The Ugly Truth has pulled in just under $92 million on a budget of $38 million.
And as Kristen and Courtney reminded me, this very article — or very close variations on it — has been published every year. I’ve personally run across it several times during my research this summer — Neal Gabler predicting the demise of stardom and a reversion to the studio system following Paramount chairman Sumner Redstone’s public admonishment of Tom Cruise, the Times citing a different set of academics making the very same claims about the statistical proof that stars do not ensure movie hits, this article in the British press on the new reliance on untested talent.
But stars have NEVER ensured movie hits. NEVER. Cary Grant starred in just as many stinkers and middling films as successes. Marlene Dietrich, Garbo, Bette Davis, Katherine Hepburn, Fred Astaire, Joan Crawford — all were either labeled ‘box office poison’ or declared unable to carry a film at one point or another in the ’30s and ’40s. After early success, Brando couldn’t carry a film to save his life. Jimmy Stewart, Elizabeth Taylor, Julie Andrews — all had huge hits and mammoth disasters. Julia Roberts may have had a streak of big films in the late ’90s, but are we forgetting the seven films she made after Sleeping with the Enemy — all of them stinkers? Tom Hanks in Bonfire of the Vanities? Joe Versus the Volcano? Last Action Hero? Billy Bathgate? Cutthroat Island? The Postman? Waterworld? Last Action Hero?
Just One of the Big Star Bombs of the Early 1990s
And the idea, as one article cites, that big stars are being passed over for untested talent — well, of course. How did the big stars become stars in the first place? Because a big star passed (or was passed over) and they got a shot — as in the case of Julia Roberts and her role in Pretty Woman, which every major female star in the business nixed. But the case of Twilight — which the critics have been holding up as an example of no-star filmmaking — is instructive. First, this is a teen movie, with a tremendously presold product. Second, they were limited in who they could cast: even if Summit had the money to pay stars (which it didn’t) who could they have cast? Zach Efron and Miley Cyrus? And for the Native American character? True, they’re refusing to grant Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner points off the gross, and they’ve hired some bigger names for the sequels (Michael Sheen, Dakota Fanning, Bryce Howard). But Twilight, like any number of teen genre pics over the past 50 years, is not a star vehicle. It’s a concept vehicle, with a handsome vampire to fill the pre-sold concept of Edward. It’s not Robert Pattinson who girls are ga-ga over: it’s Edward, with Pattinson’s face attached. This is a key distinction. For big-star vehicles, it’s the other way around: Tom Cruise, with some character’s particular life attached; Julia Roberts, with some zany romance life attached. The STAR is the high concept, not the plot, or the vampire romance on which it is based.
Edward Cullen is the star — not Pattinson
I digress. Returning to my original point, people — whether those people are in the industry, in the press, or in the audience — somehow hold to this idea that big star = big hit. Dyer pointed out in 1977 that star presence could not, and never has, ensured a hit. The beauty of the studio system was that a dud didn’t sink a studio, or even a star — he was already slotted for at least three more a year, all of them with controlled budgets, and his star could and would be recovered. The dynamics of film financing have changed dramatically — and films now do ride on the shoulders of a single star.
But I think it’s unfair to blame the stars for this summer’s flops. Or perhaps our ‘blame’ is misguided: instead of saying that the stars are dead, or at least not viable, it should be that the stars — and the studios who finance their films — have failed to create pairings (and advertisement for those pairings) between content and star that will better insure success. Will Ferrell in a movie about time travel to a dinosaur world? Adam Sandler in a comedy with a very serious third act? And as for the soft success of Angels and Demons and Public Enemies, I can only say that the public’s interest in the Dan Brown series has seriously dampened (was The Da Vinci Code that memorable? Especially with Hanks’ hair?) and Public Enemies should have been a smaller, cheaper film.
Finally, Inglourious Basterds isn’t doing well because it stars Brad Pitt. Pitt’s face might be all over the posters, but that’s Weinstein’s doing. It’s a Tarantino film, plain and simple. That’s the ‘pre-sold’ quality — Pitt is just an added bonus.
Ultimately, I’m frustrated with the rehearsal of the same arguments at the end of each cycle, whether post-Oscars or end-of-summer. So long as studios continue to retrench with remakes, conservative remakes, and half-hearted attempts to recreate past success, the stars placed in those films as a means of bedazzlement will continue to fail as well. A star doesn’t make a good movie. A good movie, including help of a charismatic performance, will make or help sustain a star.
The Second Huge Claim: Twitter is Changing the Game
I’d been seeing a bunch of articles and blog posts detailing the ways in which Twitter sank Bruno and led to the huge second week drop-off for G.I. Joe. Anne Thompson pointed to this article in The Baltimore Sun, which claims
While word of mouth could always make or break a movie, it usually took days to affect the box office. But the rise of social networking tools like Twitter may be narrowing that time frame to mere hours. And that has Hollywood on edge.
This summer, movies such as “Bruno” and ” G.I. Joe” have had unexpected tumbles at the box office - just within their opening weekends - while “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” survived blistering critical reaction to become a blockbuster.
Box-office watchers say the dramatic swings may be caused by Twitter and other social networking sites that can blast instant raves - or pans - to hundreds of people just minutes after the credits roll.
Ad Age has also been keen to underline a correlation between Tweets and box office success — they’ve created a chart that tracks the number of Tweets, release dates, and success of the top five films. Their conclusion: the more Tweets, the better the performance. Hrm. Sort of. Alisa Perren directed me to David Poland’s posts here and here (scroll up from the comments), both of which do a pretty great job of debunking the myth of the Twitter-Success correlation.
Like Alisa, I see such reporting as a continuation of the hype over the Iran Twitter ‘Revolution’ — it’s a sexy topic, but it’s rather unfounded. As Chuck Tryon and others have discussed, taste ‘authority’ has certainly been shaken up in the years since the rise of the internet, online reviewers, and social media — fewer people look to major reviewers to determine the weekend’s film, and movies like Transformers are labeled ‘critic-proof.’ I definitely agree that ‘authority’ has been dispersed. But as communications scholars have studied for decades, people have always looked to culture ‘authorities’ — whether in their own families, friend groups, larger communities, or Facebook friend feed, Twitter feed, or alternative news source — for advice or direction on what to see. While I make it my business to research and know about most films released, including festival buzz, time in post-production, budget, problems, fanfare, etc. (and so do many people reading this blog) we are obviously in the minority. Which isn’t a critique of people who don’t read Variety and Nikkie Finke. We’re the weird ones. Most people rely on others — people like us, or people who are less scholarly film-buffs, or even just their son or daughter — to figure out what they’ll see or rent. Twitter supplies another source of such authority, and it also allows users to search to see what people outside of their friend group are saying, but it has by no means revolutionalized the way that word-of-mouth functions. Sleeper hits, whether Blair Witch Club, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, or even Love Story, District 9, March of the Penguins, rely on strong word-on-mouth. These days, word-of-mouth includes digital-word-of-keyboard.
A piece of District 9′s Brilliant Marketing Campaign
But it’s also a matter of marketing, as District 9, Blair Witch, and Love Story - all films with brilliant marketing campagins — make abundantly clear. And here’s the wrap-around concluding point: no film can succeed simply because it has a star, strong social media and spoken word-of-mouth, a great script, a pre-sold property, or fantastic marketing/studio support, which includes a proper release date. Perhaps it needs to have four of the five, or at least three of the five. But when more than two are missing — as in the case of the big flops of the summer — who are we to blame? What kind of story do we write? Perhaps that’s the listlessness that led so many critics — including A.O. Scott and Ebert — to write vitriolic indictments of the industry and its offerings. I don’t entirely agree with their conclusions — but I understand the feelings of confusion, anger, and sadness.
Killing the Buzz: What Happens When the Layman Becomes an Industry Expert
This post goes out to Peter Alilunas, who vented his frustration on Facebook over an article in The Daily Beast proclaiming, following just one day of ticket returns, “Knives Out for Michael Mann.”
In Peter’s words,
Good grief. The movie opened YESTERDAY. Lord I wish this kind of “journalism” would go away. Obsessing about box office returns and trading insider gossip is just plain stupid. I bet Kim Masters doesn’t even like movies. All this does is spread cynicism and bad buzz to uninformed people who then think they’re “in the loop.”
What Peter is getting at — and it’s a point that frustrates me as well — is the way that buzz about a film (positive and negative, but most often negative) can determine the fate of that film, no matter the actual merit of said film. And because we live in America, that buzz is often linked to NUMBERS — who’s breaking records, best 5-day openings, best January weekend, etc. etc.
But it’s not as if this was always the case. In fact, while some more ‘classic’ films have garnered immense negative buzz, usually to do with overages and extravagent costs, before opening — Cleopatra, Apocalypse Now, Heaven’s Gate — popular knowledge of box office grosses and “insider industry info” is a rather new phenemenon.
And where does it start? I’ll give you a hint. It starts with an M and rhymes with WARY HART.
Okay, okay, not so much Mary Hart as ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT.
Entertainment Weekly, which began broadcasting in 1980, was innovative in a whole host of ways — including day-and-date transmission (using satellites), the particular palate of their set design, the soft, welcoming address of Mary Hart. Yet ET’s initial and most enduring innovation was to create a demand for entertainment news where none had previously existed. People had primed the pump for entertainment gossip, but the particular brand of “news” that ET was prepared to offer – information on box office receipts, upcoming projects, Nielson ratings – was a commodity that consumers had no idea they were supposed to desire.
Indeed, before 1981, “almost no one, outside of pencil pushers in the business, had heard of television’s upfront ad-selling season,” let alone attendance figures, production deals, and industry machinations. According to Alfred M. Masini, the former ad-exec and creative force behind Star Search and Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, his idea for ET came by studying what wasn’t on the air. Where others saw a full television schedule, he saw a structured absence – one he could easily fill. If ET provided that news, he hypothesized, audiences would watch. As longtime ET host Mary Hart recalls, “We were wondering, ‘Do people really want to learn all these details – the weekly TV show ratings, the top-grossing movies?’ If we present it concisely and regularly, the answer is yes, people do want to learn.”
Here Hart’s insight is helpful: from the start, ET provided its entertainment news on a daily basis, and with concision. Like any piece of information with which one is regularly supplied and which varies with time — whether it be polling numbers, one’s own weight, football rankings, or the daily temperature highs — an interest, even obsession, builds. In other words, ET supplied entertainment news and figures with such regularity that such information no longer appeared superfluous, but necessary to make sense of the (entertainment) world. As the first to provide such news, ET had already established its audience base when other shows attempted to provide the same information. It set not only the rules, but the level at which those rules were played.
Entertainment Tonight thrived throughout the ’80s, ’90s, and into the present — although they’re definitely facing a strong challenge from upstart TMZ TV. But they’ve also inspired several off-shoots similarly dedicated to providing “entertainment news”:
The now-deceased Premiere (well, okay, it continues to exist in neutered online form) which pioneered the “Hollywood Power List,” effectively turning studio heads and top talent agents (such as Michael Ovitz) into quasi-household names…
My personal former fav, Entertainment Weekly, which ripped off several of Premiere‘s features, enjoyed the single most successful initial launch of a modern magazine (widest initial subscriber base), and, despite major shifts in style to a more celebrity-oriented, watered-down, glossy and superficial style of reporting, has managed to stay popular, in part due to its position under the Time Warner media umbrella.
(Quick aside — Several of you know this already, but when I was a young naive child in Idaho, I found myself obsessed with the weekly issue of EW. I craved these issues and loved Wednesdays when they arrived. Even though none of the movies listed ever came to Lewiston — we had three screens all through my childhood — and most of them I’d never be able to see anyway (No rated R unless my mom pre-screened!) I collected and devoured each issue. I also catalogued them using an arcane database on the family Apple IIe, listing the date, title, important articles, and giving each issue a “grade” of A, C+, etc. Unfortunately, this treasure trove was forever lost when my family moved homes a few years back. What I’d give for that box full of old EW’s and my comments. But my fascination, as a 11-year-old girl, underscores the theme of this post: my supplying that information on a weekly basis, I thought it was IMPORTANT — something I should know about. Michael Ovitz’s dealings = important. Tom Hank’s inabilty to find a winning project following Big = important. The shake-up at Disney in the mid-’90s = important. If Entertainment Weekly can make an Idaho girl in the middle of nowhere consider this as essential information, they’re doing something right.)
Finally, new media has opened up a number of outlets through which “normal” people become versed with Hollywood industry. I still don’t think many non-industry or academic types frequent Variety or Hollywood Reporter, but Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood is gaining in popularity, People.com, EW.com, and USA Today all provide industry data, as does ET’s revamped site, Perez Hilton, and other gossip sites with a grasp of the role of celebrity in the industry (Lainey, of course).
But back to Peter’s point:
What does all of this public knowledge of industry info mean? Is it good or bad for the industry — and creative filmmaking — as a whole? Doesn’t it render the definition of a “successful” movie into purely economic terms (there are few sites that report Let the Right One In received 99% positive reviews — record breaking!) and thus continue the impulse towards Transformers and away from Public Enemies?
My personal take is that there’s nothing wrong with the “layman” being curious about the industry. Afterall, just because I’m an academic doesn’t mean that I’m actually in any way part of the industry itself — I am, generally speaking, a lay ‘woman’ myself. But I do think that pure focus on NUMBERS — especially financial numbers — doesn’t give a full picture of the way that the film is made, who makes the money, what was spent on production, development, advertising and promotion….all figures that the studios fudge in order to cultivate the APPEARANCE of a huge hit, no matter the cost.
For example, Transformers 2 has garnered all sorts of attention for its HUGE five-day opening. As of today, it has GROSSED $448 million international. Already super ahead, right? Wrong. First of all, the $200 million production budget is almost certainly a low-ball figure. Second, Paramount will spend at least $100 million on promotion — studios generally spend at least 50% of the overall budget on ads, promotion, etc. Third, Michael Bay is not only the director but also the producer of the film, and certainly has participation points off the end — meaning he gets a percentage before Paramount sees a dime. In other words, it’s certainly a hit, but it’s not the hit that everyone thinks it is — but Paramount’s certainly not going to say a word to the contrary.
We might also rethink our own push to see something because it’s #1, or even because it’s getting the most publicity or press coverage…and think about what powers contribute to the elevation of some films and the negligence of others.
These thoughts are obviously incomplete, but I’d love to continue the conversation below.
The Cultivation of Megan Fox
Megan Fox: Desperately Seeking Stardom
As a non-fan of the Transformers series, I’ve been rather blasé about Megan Fox. She’s apparently beautiful, but she also seemed altogether uninteresting and derivative. As I expressed in my last post, she’s a B-movie stock player — a poor man’s Angelina Jolie. But she’s a top search on Google Images and a constant feature in the paparazzi; she’s garnered several magazine covers and, most strikingly, as been attracting loads of press during a European press tour anticipating the release of Transformers 2.
For those of you unfamiliar with Fox, I find the Wikipedia entry on her early career offers a fairly apt summary of her rise, talent, and current status:
After having a successful career as a model, Fox launched her acting career in 2001, in which she played a supporting role as Brianna Wallace in Holiday In The Sun, starring opposite Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen. Fox then guest starred in various television series, including What I Like About You, Two and a Half Men, The Help, Ocean Ave. and having a recurring role on Hope and Faith.
In 2004, Fox went on to have a film career starring opposite Lindsay Lohan in Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen. Her other films include Crimes Of Fashion (TV) (2004), How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) and Whore (2008). Fox’s breakout role was playing Mikaela Banes, Shia Labeouf‘s character’s love interest in the 2007 blockbuster film Transformers, a role for which Fox won and was nominated for various Teen Choice Awards.[1] Her upcoming films include the sequel to Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Jennifer’s Body,[2] Jonah Hex, and The Crossing.
In other words, she’s a beautiful face. Perfect for high concept films in which the real talent is the CGI animators in jeans and natty t-shirts behind the scenes. But Megan Fox (along with a savvy team of publicists and agents) is positioning herself as a star. Because it’s one thing to be a pretty face — see the fate of Elizabeth Hurley — it’s quite another to develop a certain sense of glamor, a specific aura, that will continue to sustain public interest and bankibility between Transformers sequels. LaineyGossip likes to call her a ‘Blender girl’ — (Blender is a skin rag posturing as a music magazine — much like FHM or Maxim, it’s known for it’s ‘steamy’ photo shoots with women with tangential connections to to music…such as Megan Fox.)
What Lainey is basically claiming is that she’s not movie star material. This argument has been pulled out for several TV stars — Courtney Cox, for example, is not a movie star — she’s meant for the small screen. (Same for all of the Friends crew, save Jennifer Aniston….all of the ER crew, save George Clooney….) Megan Fox has no distinctive features, no distinctive relationships — ultimately, no charisma. And charisma is what makes a huge star a star: you see it in Julia Robert’s smile, Brad Pitt’s stare, George Clooney’s smirk, the way Cary Grant wears clothes. It’s a certain je ne sais quoi that separates the Victoria’s Secret models from the Vogue covers, the high school class secretaries from the United States presidents, the lower-level management from the CEO, the moderately-appreciated professor from the rock-star professor whose class everyone wants to take, the John McCains from the Barack Obamas. (Charisma is a sociological function — it’s what draws us naturally to leader figures. See Edgar Morin’s Stars: The Hollywood Phenomenon for a particularly French interpretation.)
The je ne sais quoi of Cary Grant
But Megan Fox is trying. And here’s how:
1.) Appealing first to hormone-driven teens.
She knows her base, and she’s exploiting it. The more pictures of her with obvious nipples and cut-out legs, the better. Women may continue to think of her as uninteresting and unworthy, but that doesn’t change the way that high school and college men think about her — and her value on the cover of Esquire (or Blender, for that matter). She appeals to them, she gets to be labeled ‘sexiest woman alive’ — she appeals to the women, she ends up like Julia Roberts. In interviews, she’s painted herself as the type of woman who is sexually experimental (she feels like she could be bisexual!) yet really into monogamy….every dude’s fantasy! She also loves to pose slightly open-mouthed — and in dresses that she knows will draw comment, as they did today from the ‘always-journalistic’ Huffington Post (see here) (Sidenote: I have a theory about how Huff Post is driving up its ads price and value, and it has nothing to do with Alec Baldwin guest blogging…and everything to do with their partnership with TMZ. But that’s another post.)
Megan Fox apparently says what she thinks and does what she wants.
Including posing with mouth open on cover of men’s magazine.
2.) Cultivating a Hollywood Romance.
How the press (and the fans) love star romances. It’s just a pity that Fox played her hand too early and found herself engaged to Brian Austin Green (of Beverly Hills 90210 fame). Lainey Gossip has hilariously pointed to this here and here.
An adequate ‘starter’ Hollywood relationship
3.) Attempting to be subversive.
And here’s where I call bullshit. Because her attempts at subversiveness more or less add up to emulation of Angelina Jolie, so maybe I’ll retitle this as….
3.) Modeling herself after a succcessful Hollywood star formula.
Jolie has effectively ingratiated herself, tattoos and all, to the minivan majority. She has reconciled the mild xenophobia of most Americans by adopting kids that are coincidentally adorable (and doted upon by gorgeous parents); she has obviated her somewhat ‘icky’ past by literally tattooing over her Billy Bob Thorton tattoos with the coordinates of her childrens’ births.
Fox, on the other hand, has the body and the tattoos — but no Hollywood pedigree (her father is decidedly not Jon Voight), no truly interesting relationships. On her back: “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies.” On her side: “There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART” (see below).
She also has a portrait of Marilyn Monroe, who she sees as an idol, on her forearm. It is taking all of my facilities to prevent me from writing something snarky at this point. Interestingly, Fox gave a rather interesting quote in response to a silly question concerning ‘Megatron,’ a Transformers character:
Interviewer: If you could take Megatron to one side, have a coffee with him and talk him down from wrecking the entire world, what would you say?
Fox: “God! “That’s a question I don’t have an answer for and I hate you for asking me that because I’m usually so prepared!” She considers. “I think I would make a deal with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?
Well, there’s goes a chunk of your base demo. Risky, especially considering the fact that the movie’s release is imminent. But certainly garnered her more press. Genius or ditzy?
So is Megan Fox a star? Or just a brand that adds luster to the Transformers franchise — essentially performing the same function as hot women in a car commercial? (And Transformers is, after all, one massive car commercial…) Will her self-charted path to stardom work? Or will she always be a pretty face — until she isn’t anymore?