This Week in Arguments: Top 24 Female Stars?
In Bill Simmons’ very Bill Simmonisy article on the Movie Star in today’s Grantland, he makes the argument that 1.) Stars are sold as stars even when they haven’t actually earned the designation (his example: Ryan Reynolds). 2.) The only “real” movie star, as in the only star who consistently brings in huge audiences, is Will Smith, but
3.) Will Smith is a chicken shit when it comes to actually doing anything risky or awesome (at least since Six Degrees of Separation, his first role post-Fresh Prince) and that the fact that he’s the “only” movie star betrays something unsettling about the way that Hollywood (and its audiences) work.
This is all true, and I like the article, in part because it illuminates what a well-placed gossip-generating bit can do for an actor (marriage to ScarJo = tremendous rise in the Ryan Reynolds “stock”) and because it grapples with a question that has confounded analysts, academics, and audiences alike: what makes a star? Is it pure box office gross? Is it charisma? Is it audience affection? How do we define “movie star,” and why does it matter? (It obviously does, otherwise we wouldn’t hash it out so often).
And because this is Bill Simmons, he also employs an elaborate sports metaphor to get at the point he’s trying to make concerning pop culture. In this case, it’s quarterbacks and all-stars.
Reynolds has three things going for him: he’s likable and handsome; he dated and married Scarlett Johanssen at the peak of her buxom powers (getting a nice Us Weekly career boost out of it); and he works in an industry that doesn’t have nearly enough leading men. The third point matters the most. I’d compare the “leading man” position to the NFL’s quarterback position — we need 32 starting QB’s every year regardless of whether we actually have 32 good ones, just like we need 40 to 45 leading men every year regardless of whether have 40 to 45 good ones. That makes Reynolds someone like Alex Smith: he’s a no. 1 draft pick, he has all the tools, you can easily talk yourself into him being good … and then, six games into the season, you realize that you’re not making the Super Bowl with Alex Smith….
…..A good way to think about it: You know how 24 players make the NBA All-Star game every year? Those are the stars for that season. Just because Richard Hamilton made the 2008 All-Star team doesn’t make him an All-Star in 2011. Things change. Careers go up. Careers go down. You pick another All-Star team. It’s really that simple. Of course, Hollywood can be confusing because someone can feel like an All-Star without ever having a good “season.” Reynolds is the best example.
Later in the piece, Simmons takes the idea of the 24-person all-star team and extends it to Hollywood today. Going on the unscientific and unspecific combination of movie-opening, visibility, pay-check, and leading-man-placement, there are 24 stars today:
Smith and Leo; Depp and Cruise; Clooney, Damon and Pitt; Downey and Bale; Hanks and Denzel; Stiller and Sandler; Crowe and Bridges; Carell, Rogen, Ferrell and Galifianakis; Wahlberg and Affleck; Gyllenhall (it kills me to put him on here, but there’s just no way to avoid it); Justin Timberlake (who became a movie star simply by being so famous that he brainwashed us); and amazingly, Kevin James.12 All of them can open any movie in their wheelhouse that’s half-decent; if it’s a well-reviewed movie, even better.
With the exception of Kevin James, I’m pretty much on board, and I like the way he’s put them in pairs that make some sort of weird sense. Except, as noted by one commenter on the blog’s Facebook page [seriously, join, just do it], this list has no women. Now, I don’t think that Simmons doesn’t think that there aren’t female movie stars, but he never explicitly said “I’m talking about male stars.” Maybe it’s that he doesn’t see enough movies with major female stars and considers it outside of his realm of expertise. Maybe that would’ve doubled the length of the article, and he was, after all, talking about Ryan Reynolds and Will Smith. Whatever. What matters, at least for this post, is that we’ve got our work cut out for us. I’m going to start with some sure-things, and then we’ll have to duke it out for the rest.
SO LET’S DO THIS, KIDS. TWENTY-FOUR FEMALE STARS. But maybe we’ll rank them somewhat differently? Going for a score of 50? Totally unscientific but maybe ballparky?
Category 1: Bankability/Box Office Grosses (10 points)
Category 2: Charisma/”Movie star quality” (10 points)
Category 3: Gossip/Visibility (10 points)
Category 4: Prestige/Diversity of films/Oscar bait (10 points)
Category 5: Endurance/Tested-and-True/Even-your-parents-know-who-this-person-is (10 points)
TIER ONE: THE MAINSTAYS
1.) Angelina Jolie
Bankability: 8. Tomb Raider, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Wanted, Salt
Charisma: 10.
Gossip: 10. Do I need to explain this to you?
Prestige: 9. A Mighty Heart, other indie stuff from early career, massive points for global philanthropy efforts.
Endurance: 8.
TOTAL: 45
2.) Sandra Bullock
Bankability: At the moment, 9. The Proposal and The Blind Side both hit it out of the park. Riding that wave with adaptation of Jonathan Franzen’s Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close with Tom Hanks.
Charisma: 7.
Gossip: A year ago, this was a 10. Today, an 8.
Prestige: 5. I don’t care if she won an Oscar and was all gracious, she still plays the same character over and over again, which is the opposite of “prestige” and what truly makes stars interesting.
Endurance: 10. Speed and Hope Floats to the present. All ages love this woman.
TOTAL: 39
3.) Meryl Streep
Bankability: I can’t believe I’m typing this, but 9. It’s Complicated, Julie & Julia, Mamma Mia, The Devil Wears Prada — lady’s got PULL.
Charisma: 7. She’s not a movie star so much as a phenomenal actress, which means that the charisma gets a bit sublimated in favor of the performance.
Gossip: 1. Which is the fascinating thing about Streep: a movie star with very little extra-textual information available for consumption.
Prestige: 10.
Endurance: 10.
TOTAL: 37
4.) Julia Roberts
Bankability: Used to be a 10, now a 7. Eat Pray Love did well, but Duplicity made everyone question her value. Before that, hadn’t opened a film on her own since Mona Lisa Smile.
Charisma: 10. Yes, horse mouth, etc. etc., but you can’t deny what this woman has.
Gossip: 5. She was gossip’s dream girl for most of her 20s and 30s, but is now super boring.
Prestige: 5. Like Bullock, an Oscar in a role in which you play a slightly different version of your star persona does not equal prestige.
Endurance: 10. After a hiatus to have children, seems to be back in the game. Arguably the only one on this list who’s been a true powerhouse at the box office.
TOTAL: 37
5.) Cameron Diaz
Bankability: 6. Unreliable; seems to have made some poor choices. Bad Teacher, What Happens in Vegas (barf), sure, but also My Sister’s Keeper (poor Alec Baldwin), The Box, and the misfire that was Knight and Day. Even The Holiday (which I kinda secretly like?) was no hit.
Charisma: 7.5 (Funniness is not necessarily movie-star-ness)
Gossip: 8, although I hate that it has everything to do with A-Rod.
Prestige: Used to be a 9, now about a 5. Remember Being John Malkovich?
Endurance: 9. The Mask was in 1995.
TOTAL: 36.5
6.) Reese Witherspoon
Bankability: 6. Sweet Home Alabama, Legally Blonde 1 & 2, Walk the Line, Water for Elephants, but also a bunch of stinkers: Just like Heaven, Rendition, Penelope, Four Christmases, How Do You Know.
Charisma: 9. That face.
Gossip: 6. Much more interesting when she was with Jakey G; a handsome agent is so borrrrrrring.
Prestige: 7. Oscar for Walk the Line, amazingness in Election. Needs another curveball.
Endurance: 8. Remember Man on the Moon? A Far off Place? Girls got legs.
TOTAL: 36
TIER TWO: THE BORDER-LINERS
7.) Natalie Portman
Bankability: 4. Sure, Black Swan, but Your Highness, Brothers, Hesher, No Strings Attached, and The Other Woman all underperformed and/or bombed. Thor also did well, but I wonder how much that had ot do with Portman (I didn’t even really know she was in the movie?)
Charisma: 7.
Gossip: 5. Smart move with the baby-daddy; too bad he’s such a creepazoid. Not like she’s going to sell the baby pictures any time soon.
Prestige: 10. Her movies may not always do well, but the girl’s got guts. Still on the Oscar-high.
Endurance: 8. Picking and choosing ever since The Professional, but still young.
TOTAL: 36
8.) Rachel McAdams
Bankability: 7. She’s not quite strong enough to open a picture on her own — see Morning Glory and State of Play - but she’s getting there. Good showings in The Notebook, Red Eye, The Time Traveler’s Wife, Sherlock Holmes.
Charisma: 10. They don’t call her the next Julia Roberts for nothing.
Gossip: 8. Much higher when she was with The Goz, but we’ll settle for the relationship with Michael Sheen.
Prestige: 7. Attempt at arthouse with Married Life, nothing that’s really stretched her, save the recent turn in Midnight in Paris, which was so deliciously unlikable.
Endurance: 5.
TOTAL: 37
9.) Kate Winslet
Charisma: 7. Something in the eyes.
Gossip: 4. Split from Sam Mendes? Yawn.
Prestige: 10. Even an HBO remake of Mildred Pierce. All prestige, all the time — in fact, maybe she’d do well to do a non-prestige pic?
Endurance: 8. I loved you in Titanic and Sense and Sensibility, young Kate!
TOTAL: 34
10.) Anne Hathaway
Bankability: 6. Hasn’t really proven herself as a leading actress who can pull in audiences — both Devil Wears Prada and Bridewars had major names other than hers. Love and Other Drugs was a disappointment. We’ll see how One Day fares.
Charisma: God I cannot stand her, but 8.
Gossip: After the engaged-to-embezzler-business, nothing much. 6.
Prestige: Rachel Getting Married was a brilliant choice for her star brand.. Plus Becoming Jane, in which I can nearly stand her. 8.
Endurance: Princess Diaries! 6.
11.) Scarlett Johannson
Bankability: 6. She’s a big part of Iron Man 2 and The Avengers, but she’s certainly not the franchise. Hasn’t carried anything big since The Nanny Diaries, which wasn’t a huge success. Lots of supporting roles in ensemble pieces.
Charisma: Once there, now faded. See my earlier piece. 6.
Gossip: 8. Divorce from Ryan Reynolds, dalliance with Sean Penn.
Prestige: 8. The roles in Lost in Translation and Ghost World will carry you a long way. Plus Woody Allen’s new muse.
Endurance: 6.
TOTAL: 44
12.) Halle Berry
Bankability: 3. A string of real bombs: Frankie & Alice, Things We Lost in the Fire, Catwoman, with only the X-Men and Bond Girl roles in between to anchor her.
Charisma: 7. Beguiling.
Gossip: 7. Oh gawd the Gabriel Autrey saga. Plus a baby that’s fifty times ridiculously adorable.
Prestige: Struggling to get her films seen, still an 8 — and with an Oscar.
Endurance: 7.
TOTAL: 32
TIER THREE: THE UNTESTED
13.) Kristen Stewart
Bankability: 7. I realize that this is all tied to the Twilight franchise, but we’ll see how she works outside of it. I do think she has at least the pull of RPattz or Taylor Lautner, both of whom are considered burgeoning stars.
Charisma: 5. Lip-bitting is not charismatic.
Gossip: 9. Very smart move, that falling in love with Edward/RPattz-ness.
Prestige: 8. Lots of risky, financially unsuccessful, but laudable projects, including Runaways and Adventureland (you guys, watch this movie).
Endurance: 3. Again, so much remains to be seen.
TOTAL: 32
14.) Emma Stone
Bankability: 7, which could very quickly become a 9. This girl is ON: after the success of Easy A, she’s in Crazy Stupid Love with The Gos, The Help (pre-sold up the wahtosee), and then the new Mary Jane in Spider-man. She is on the brink of something BIG.
Charisma: 9. She’s got it.
Gossip: 8. Lots of gossip about potential hook-up with Andrew Garfield, her new Spider-man.
Prestige: 3. Nada. The Help is not a prestige picture just because it’s about race relations, people.
Endurance: 2.
TOTAL: 28
15.) Mila Kunis
Bankability: 5. Totally unproven; up next in Friends with Benefits, which looks like it might hit big. We’ll see. Also a movie with Mark Wahlberg, but no huge franchises or projects on the horizon.
Charisma: 8. Holy shit yes.
Gossip: 7. Rumored hook-ups with Timberlake. Long term relationship with Macaulay Caulkin now over.
Prestige: 5. Lesbian sex scene = prestige? But it was in Black Swan…..
Endurance: 2.
TOTAL: 27
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Alright. I got 15. We need 9 more. Give me your submissions, ratings, and reasoning? I’ve missed a bunch — Drew Barrymore, Kate Hudson, Kristen Wiig (???) — but tell me who else? I want to make it clear that there are at least 24 all-stars to go with the males in play. [Or, alternately, fight with me. I'm ready. Bring it. I dare you to say that The Other Boleyn Girl was a good movie.]
Why Do We Read Celebrity Profiles?
Why do magazines put celebrities on their covers? Why does the interview with that celebrity become the center-piece of the magazine? With what expectations do we buy that magazine? And what makes the interview “good”? I’ve been thinking about these questions for awhile, but before we get to them, I want to offer a little context on the celebrity profile.
From Vanity Fair to Architectural Digest, from Esquire to Bon Appetit, the maxim holds: a celebrity on the cover sells more than a non-celebrity on the cover. Of course, this wasn’t always the case. The original Vanity Fair was a much more highfallutin affair, but folded for various reasons during the Depression. When Conde Naste “rebooted” the magazine in the early 1980s, it was part of a generalized “People effect” across print and broadcasting, and took a notably different form.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s go back to 1974, when People, a product of the mighty Time Inc., became an immediate success. Its *first issue* had sold more than a million copies — this is and was UNHEARD of. People‘s readership and ad rate only continued to grow over the course of ’70s and early ’80s, inspiring a raft of imitators combining the interest in “personalities of all kinds” — celebrities, sports figures, best-selling authors, human interest stories, etc. etc.
Entertainment Tonight, USA Today, the first iteration of US Magazine, and the reboot of Vanity Fair were all part of this trend, variously referred to as ”personality journalism,” “entertainment news,” and “infotainment.” VF has always been on the glossier side of the spectrum (and also, for what it’s worth, actually has some really good investigative journalism — but that’s the other part of the magazine). The combination of gloss, longer-form articles, intended audience of upper-middle/upper-class readers was also shared by GQ and Esquire, both of which have served as “gentlemen’s magazines” for nearly a century but had theretofore focused more on fashion and “how to be a man” than celebrity profiles.

Around 1992, Martha Nelson, the founding editor of InStyle (another Time Inc. product), used her magazine to popularize the notion that celebrities could sell fashion (and fashion magazines) more effectively than models. This idea not only helped make InStyle into a leading magazine, but rubbed off on the likes of Vogue, which used the ’90s and ’00s to transition from supermodels (Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, Christy Turlington, Claudia Schiffer, etc. etc.) to celebrities and actors. (Which is not to say that models don’t still make the cover of Vogue: it’s just that now, those models also have to have some sort of “extratextual” life, such as Gisele. In other words, the model is usually also a celebrity).
The success of InStyle, the decline in print sales, and the generalized spread of celebrity/reality culture encouraged publications previously unassociated with either to start putting celebrities on the cover. (Quick aside: when a magazine is struggling, it needs to up its newsstand sales, because those, not subscriptions, are what make money. In fact, most subscription deals make the magazine little to no money). A person who wouldn’t think of subscribing to Bon Appetit but, oh, well, likes cooking, and likes Gwyneth Paltrow, would certainly be more likely to buy it on the newsstand than another cooking magazine with a roast on the front. Same with an Architectural Digest promising a look at Jennifer Aniston’s home, or Brad Pitt modeling electronics on the cover of Wired.

So why didn’t magazines use this strategy all along? For one, it seemed cheap and un-journalistic. Does an architectural enthusiast really care about the construction of a celebrity’s house? If it’s designed by a really interesting architect, sure, but other than that, isn’t it just window dressing? And kind of a sell out? Sure. Yet the spread of the web — and the concurrent decline in magazine/newspaper readership — made those concerns secondary.
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That’s how celebrities became the primary means of selling magazines. But what makes us buy a particular magazine? What sort of celebrity do we want to read about?
To state the obvious, you usually buy a magazine to read about someone who in some way interests you. Now, this can be broadly construed — you buy a magazine with someone infamous (such as one of those People magazines with the horrible story of some entire family killed by a mother or father), someone who’s your girlcrush, someone who’s your eternal star boyfriend, or someone who was just in a movie that you really loved.
You purchase the actual magazine in order to possess the two overarching things that a celebrity profile can offer:
1.) PICTURES.
This is your 13-year-old self speaking, and he/she really wants to be some photos of Joey from New Kids on the Block looking super cute so you can tear them out and put them next to your mirror. This is your weird macabre self who shamefully wants to see photos of the crime scene. This is your college-age lack-of-self-confidence self saying you want to look and see how good this celebrity looks and judge yourself against him/her. This is your super lusty self who wants to look at this person LOOKING SMOKING HOT without people in the grocery store line watching the drool accumulating at the corner of your mouth.
Because the celebrity profile very rarely includes paparazzi or otherwise unsanctioned photos, you do not buy the magazine in hopes of finding out that the celebrity looks “Just like Us.” Your desire for these pictures stems from a belief in the celebrity as some sort of superlative: best looking, best body, most glamorous, etc. The drive to look at pictures of him looking perfect (even if you know it’s with the help of a team of make-up artists, a great photographer, Photoshop, etc.) also means that, at least for the time being, you want to revel in, rather than debunk, the idea that stars are demi-gods.
2.) DISCLOSURE.
The release of information that was previously hidden. Information you covet. Information you covet because you find yourself drawn to a star — or, more precisely, to the combination of the star’s physical image (the way he/she looks) and figurative image (what he/she seems to stand for or mean) — and want to know more. The more you know, the more meaningful this star can become. The more seemingly intimate details you know, the more reasonable it seems that you are drawn to this person and feel like you two could be best friends/hook-up buddies/adopt a dog together. And when the profile offers some sort of revelation, it also holds the potential to profoundly strengthen (or weaken, depending on the tenor of the revelation) your connection to the star….and your desire to purchase other his other products (magazines, of course, but also the star’s real source of income, i.e. the films, television shows, music videos in which they appear).
These details — positive and negative — are all gossip. The more unknown, illuminating, revelatory, and conversation-worthy details, the more gossipy (and interesting) the profile. When you hear that a profile is “good” or “juicy,” what people are actually saying is that it’s offering disclosure.
The problem with disclosure, of course, is that it’s difficult to control. Disclosure offers access to the seemingly “real” star, but sometimes that “real” star can be ugly and unbecoming. January Jones, for example, comes across horribly in profiles. So do any number of other not-that-intelligent or charismatic stars. These profiles aren’t necessarily “bad” — you still read them, mostly because they tell you that a star is a certain way, a certain way not necessarily suggested by the rest of his/her physical image and picture personality. That’s good gossip, it’s just not the sort of gossip that a star would hope for. It’s good for the reader (and for the magazine itself), but bad for the star’s image. (You might argue that John Mayer’s Playboy interview from last year treads this line — that was a FANTASTICALLY juicy interview, but it caused so much bad publicity that Mayer seems to have retreated almost wholly from the public sphere in the aftermath).
Now, a good publicist recognizes this potential and coaches the star to be as boring, bland, and vanilla as possible, offering very little by means of compelling statements. Because you’d much rather have a profile that simply reinforces your existing image than one that sends your star stock plummeting.
But at the same time, even these bland stars need to titillate in some way, otherwise it’s the interview will seem like it’s written for Teen Beat, which can sometimes behoove the stars (Zac Efron circa 2007) but usually is neither in the interest of the star or the publication. Therefore, the star, the publicist, the interviewer, and the editors work (not necessarily collaboratively) to come up with some small tidbits that will a.) read well as soundbites and thus b.) make the interview seem more interesting than it actually is.
Sometimes, the “hook” can be manipulative: “So-and-so tells us what men keep her up at night.” (Her dogs). This is a tried and true trick that dates to the fan magazines’ “scandal” period in the 1960s (which they, in turn, stole from the tabloids and scandal rags). Alternately, the hook can be some sort of actual disclosure, like when Jennifer Aniston admitted in an otherwise blah interview that, well, okay, Brad Pitt might “have a sensitivity chip missing.” That’s GOLD. And that’s all that profile needs — the rest could just be following Aniston as tries on little black dresses and jeans with white t-shirts, whatever. One small disclosure and suddenly the profile becomes a window into Aniston’s mind, her life with Brad Pitt, and the way she was coping with his current involvement with Angelina Jolie.
Of course, a star might do something totally crazy or awkward or inappropriate or offensive in an interview, and the magazine might want to use it because, well, obviously, that’s a great bit of disclosure. But if the magazine prints something unbecoming — even if it is juicy and puts that star’s name on everyone’s mind — it could still piss off the star and his publicist so much that they’ll never do an interview with that magazine again. Most somewhat glossy magazines cannot afford to alienate stars (or their publicists, who might refuse to let other clients interview there as well). As a result, the vast majority of profiles tread the line between disclosure and non-disclosure, seemingly steamy and actually steamy, actually fun and adventurous and the signifiers (lots of beer, meeting at a bar, going snorkeling) of something that’s fun and adventurous (but actually, in all likelihood, not).
As a result, the vast majority of celebrity profiles are SO SO F-ING BORING. Like WHY-DID-I-THINK-I-SHOULD-BUY-THIS-FOR-THIS-INTERVIEW boring. They’re great on the pictures front — especially the ones in Vogue and Vanity Fair — but piss-poor when it comes to disclosure. Last Fall, I spent an entire blog post breaking down the banality of the Vanity Fair profile of Penelope Cruz. Since then, I’ve read dozens of additional profiles, each time punching myself in the forehead when I realize how bad it is.
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Is it possible to find a good celebrity profile? Of course. Angelina Jolie’s interview with VF always offer some sort of disclosure (“Shiloh wants to be a boy!”) Long-time readers of the blog know of my admiration for the Brangelina publicity machine, and her deft handling of the profile further reinforces that judgment. The lady knows how to disclosure juuuuust enough make a really good profile….even as she holds enough back to make her life with Pitt and Fam seem somewhat mysterious and tremendously compelling. There’s a reason Vanity Fair puts her on the cover every year: her exquisite face on the cover sells, but readers have also come to expect a certain type of interview, a certain melange of beguiling imagery and equally beguiling disclosure.
Other places for good celebrity profiles?
The writing of Chuck Klosterman. “Bending Spoons with Britney Spears”, originally published in Esquire, might be the apotheosis of the genre. I feel similarly towards his profile of Val Kilmer. But a Klosterman profile is as much about Klosterman as it is about the subject; when you see his name on the byline, you know you’re getting a very specific sort of profile that doesn’t focus so much on what the celebrity says as much as how the writer himself interprets it. He’s writing analysis — a narrative about this person and how he came to be important, but also what that says about us, the proximity of the apocalypse, etc.
But I don’t read a Klosterman profile because I’m interested in the celebrity. I seek out a Klosterman profile because I want to hear what he has to say about a celebrity.
Which is why I also read the recent GQ profile of Chris Evans, the star of the upcoming Captain America and, up to this point, a virtual unknown. But the studio and his handlers are gunning for him to become a bonafide star, and a GQ profile/cover is part of that equation. Still, the man does nothing for me: he’s bland looking, he doesn’t dance like the Tatum, he’s not even dating anyone interesting. If this magazine arrived in my mailbox (which it does every month, thanks $10 yearly subscription rate), I would be like blah blah boring new superhero dude blah. But this particular profile was written by Edith Zimmerman, who also happens to be the editor of The Hairpin.
Now, many of you have happened upon my site via my writings at The Hairpin, so obviously you know that I think this site is basically the best thing to happen to smart, educated, maybe a wee bit esoteric women. I also think that Edith is basically the funniest person in the universe. If you need proof, go no farther than How to Make a Doll Into a Wine Glass in 23 Quick Steps. You can imagine my thrill when I saw that she had written a celebrity profile, that it was somehow about her getting wasted with this not-quite-a-star, and that it was lead feature in a major national magazine.
And you guys, this profile is amazing. (If you want to see some great fan-girling over Edith and the profile, please check out the Hairpin comments). I’m not going to excerpt because you really just need to read it. It’s relatively short, it’s got spark, some lovely turns of phrase, a wonderful line about “HELP ME CALIFORNIA,” and, well, some spectacular drunkenness. Plus a great ending.
Now, Sarah over at Lainey Gossip has a lot to say on the subject. She did not feel as….charitable.
Her take:
I noticed it a few months ago in a cover profile of Robert Pattinson. The journalist kept mentioning how beautiful he was in between sound bites from her subject. I’ve seen Pattinson and he is a very good looking guy. Even allowing for a moment to be taken aback—if those sorts of things take you aback—there’s really no editorial need to keep harping on it. Toss it off once: It’s hard to believe that yes, Pattinson really is that good looking, and move on. Dwelling just becomes, well, embarrassing.
So imagine my horror, my overwhelming second-hand embarrassment, when I read this new cover feature on Captain America star Chris Evans. Generally I like Evans, though lately he’s on some kind of perverse quest to revolt me, so at first I was content to pick on his ridiculous sound bite about waterfalls. But then I read the whole piece and by the end I was so horrified that I had a rage-induced blackout. This article is so unprofessional, so EMBARRASSING, that as a female writer, I was ashamed on behalf of women everywhere. If you haven’t read it yet, the article consists of the “journalist”, Edith Zimmerman, recounting a drunken night spent with Evans which included her getting so loaded that Evans had to fish her out of his gutter, and lots of reflection on whether or not Evans was sincerely flirting with her, or just fake-flirting. I’m calling this behavior “the Tween Treatment”.
Granted, Zimmerman isn’t solely responsible for this mess. I looked her up—she’s a comic writer. So when GQ hired her for this piece, she delivered pretty much what they asked for. I put the burden on Zimmerman, but her editor is culpable, too, for ever thinking her profile was fit for print. But I also think back to that Pattinson article from a few months ago. Is this going to be a thing now? Embarrassing puff pieces written by women going full-tween on a handsome moviestar? Because if it is, let’s kill that right now.
What does this approach accomplish? A celebrity profile is supposed to do two things: 1) give the reader the illusion of intimacy with the subject, and 2) promote whatever movie/show/project the celebrity is hawking. Zimmerman’s piece on Evans failed, miserably, at both of those things. There’s very little of Evans in the piece. There’s that silly comment about waterfalls and sunsets helping him to “get out of his own head”, and then there’s Zimmerman’s speculation as to whether or not he’s sincerely flirting with her. (My take? Evans is just a flirty dude and he’s mostly harmless—flirting with no intent, if you will.) But this is Evans’ big moment, the last best chance for a guy who’s been On The Cusp forever to take it to the next level, and his major-magazine cover feature has been reduced to drunken giggling.
You know how I know this is a bad profile piece? There’s too much “I” in it. This is supposed to be an article about Chris Evans, not “Edith’s wild night out”. Zimmerman isn’t a bad writer per se, and if she had been commissioned to cover a celebrity event and she turned in something like this article, it’d be fine. There’s a place for Gonzo but a profile isn’t it. Evans was there to sell himself and Captain America and instead I ended up thinking that Zimmerman might have a drinkingproblem. For comparison’s sake, consider Jessica Pressler’s profile on Channing Tatum. She goes out to a remote desert town with Tatum and drinks to the point where they sleep in bushes, yet the profile lacks the tweeny tone of Zimmerman’s because Pressler doesn’t fawn on Tatum; she makes him sound like a big dumb kid who likes beer and “real people”, and he remains the central focus of the article. There’s a lot less “I” happening.
I just can’t believe the editors at GQ thought this was acceptable, that it’s okay to go full-tween on Evans, or any cover subject. Maybe I’m being oversensitive. Maybe I’m reading too much into it. But GQ’s main readership is male and this isn’t the first time they’ve sent a woman out to interview a male movie star and the result has been less than stellar. So am I to understand men think it’s funny when a woman embarrasses herself like this? Where, exactly, is the joke here? I find it hard to believe that the Tween Treatment is an acceptable journalism style. The alternative then is that men find these setups funny. And that disturbs me.
So here’s the thing. First off, Sarah and I clearly disagree as to the main purpose of the profile. For her, promoting a film should be part of the equation. But people don’t buy a magazine because they’re interested in a project — unless that project is somehow more important than the star him/herself, as in the case of, oh, say, Harry Potter. And, granted, some buyers of this GQ are probably fans of the comic who want to know more about the way it was filmed, etc.
But here is what I have to say to that: THAT SHIT IS BORING. I can get that shit from a million junkets. I can get that on Entertainment Tonight, I can get it through the Flip-Cam interview that every industr reporter is posting on his/her blog, I can watch him in a banal and no-cussing interview on Jay Leno. If you want the details — if you’re a real fan of something — you don’t go to the celebrity profile, you go to the behind-the-scenes un-sanctioned reports from the set. Anything that Evans could tell you about the making of this film — and the final project — is bullshit, because half of the thing was done in post-production in the first place.
The only reason to buy this profile is, as noted above, for pictures, for potential disclosures, or for the author.
So.
1.) Pictures — check.

2.) Potential disclosures — inconsequential, since he’s not really even a star yet, although I do like all the stuff about his mom.
3.) Author — Obviously check.
So when Sarah takes issue with the lack of Evans in the piece, I’d contend that THAT IS THE POINT. Sure, this interview is all about Edith getting wasted and doing funny things. Sure, it’s more about appreciating the deft construction of the article (and the humor therein) than Evans himself. Indeed, in some ways, this is as much a profile of Edith, comedy writer, as much as it’s a profile of Evans, recipient of comedy treatment. And yes, GQ knew exactly what it was getting into when they hired her. This is her style. This is what they sought: a different type of celebrity profile.
Is she acting like more of a fan than a journalist? Okay, but that introduces a second, equally pleasing element, namely, identification. I like this profile so much more than the slick, self-serious ones in which the reporter disappears behind the purple prose of the star’s beauty because I, too, would probably accidentally get drunk and leave my leather jacket behind while hanging out with a demi-star.
Maybe it’s not the best in the history of profile-dom. Maybe it doesn’t provide any insights or goos gossip. I mean, if anything, it shows that he’s actually a pretty kind, if somewhat vacant, guy, with a seemingly normal relationship with fame.
But the profile — the style, the structure, the blase way it treats actually saying anything about his upcoming film, the way it obliquely invokes our own contemporary relationship with celebrity - also says something interesting about what GQ believes of its readers.
That they like drunk girls?
Girls making a fool of themselves?
I don’t think so, at least not exactly. Sure, Edith got drunk. Or maybe she got tipsy, and this was embellished for effect. But I don’t think she comes across as having a drinking problem so much as she comes across as being fucking hilarious. The profile acknowledges that GQ readers aren’t Maxim readers. That they’ve been reading Klosterman for years, that they been buying high-end fashion accoutrements and ask “The Answer Man” questions about ascots. That they read serious think pieces on the military, the economy, and politics. Or that they’re women like me, a subscriber for nearly 10 years, made refugees from women’s magazines because they were sick of being addressed as nimwits.
And that when there’s a celebrity on the cover of a magazine with this sort of audience, there’s an expectation that the story about this dude will offer something that isn’t mind-numbingly dull or a simple variation on a tired theme every month. In other words, this profile shows that GQ doesn’t think its readers are dumb or satisfied with the insipid, and that a profile the does more will be embraced.
Not every profile should be this one. Not every profile should be written by Edith. But I do wish every profile would do something different — whether by offering a juicy bit of disclosure, by crafting a broad-scale analysis, by making me laugh ’til I spit out my coffee, or by providing a point of identification — and, well, okay, maybe just pair it with a pretty picture of the celebrity. Is that too much to ask of the celebrity-industrial complex?
Five Crotchedy-Ass Questions about X-Men: First Class
First, a caveat. I was totally prepared to love this movie. Every year one blockbuster surprises me — Star Trek, the first Iron Man, the first Pirates, etc. — and I was ready for this to be this year’s pleasure. I’m not a die-hard X-Men fan, and I haven’t seen X-Men 3 or Wolverine. But I do love the central premise, and watched the shit out of some X-Men cartoons on Saturday mornings circa 1990. Which I guess means that I’m a pretty perfect peripheral target for this film: a woman who likes movies, goes to blockbusters when they’re reviewed well (as this one was), and has a moderate investment in the genre. If this movie got a bunch of people like me in the seats, it’d could become a veritable phenomenon, doing even better than its predecessors. But I won’t equivocate: I was pretty sad about how bad this movie was. I’m sure there are answers to some of the crotchedly-ass question in the original text of the comic book, and I don’t begrudge a movie for attempting to follow its source material. But you’ve got to make it work, and work it did not not. And so: are there answers to these questions?
5.) IS THIS MOVIE FROM 1962 OR 2011?
There’s a tremendous amount of period confusion going on this film — hairstyles, body types, clothing choices, and art design. Some outfits (especially the ones for the women) take advantage of the ’60s go-go aesthetic in order to highlight the legs/breasts of January Jones, Jennifer Lawrence, and Zoe Kravitz, but apart from Darwin’s leisure suit and Beast’s glasses, there’s little to place the men in the decade. And the hair? Havoc and Banshee both look like they just got styled for an Abercrombie shoot. A movie doesn’t need to be perfectly historically accurate to be good, but this is just shoddy work.
4.) ROSE BYRNE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THIS MOVIE?
No seriously, how would a twenty-something woman get a high placed job in the CIA in 1962? How is this even *slightly* plausible? And then once she’s there, could her role be more vacant? Am I supposed to buy that there’s chemistry between her and Professor X? When she shows up on the mission I seriously said to myself HOW THE F DID SHE GET THERE? This should not happen with a major character.
3.) IS THIS MOVIE CAMP OR STRAIGHT UP?
There are several moments — mostly within Kevin Bacon’s “inner sanctum” — when I’m pretty sure that this movie is making a joke about bad Bond films from the ’60s. The sipping of champagne, January Jones’s bad acting, Kevin Bacon’s earnestness, the matching outfits -
Plus the incredible moment when McAvoy reads Jones’s mind and a montage of missiles making their way across a giant world map materializes. (This is hard to describe, but if you’ve seen the film, you know what I’m talking about — I laughed *really* loudly). Now, in the case of Black Swan, I loved the debate over whether it was camp or not, whether it was trying to be camp and therefore not camp, etc. etc. I also like when a genre refuses to take its conventions too seriously (see: Iron Man). But again, this movie can’t decide if it’s campy or very serious, a Guy Richie-esque series of montages (see: the training segments with the split-screens) or a straight-up super hero story. Two very disparate tones, one jumbled movie.
2.) WHY ARE THE WOMEN IN THIS FILM SO INCREDIBLY UNINTERESTING?
I love Jennifer Lawrence, and despite the inanity of January Jones’ star persona, I do like her particular brand of bad-acting in Mad Men. (I especially enjoy how the writers/directors use it to convey the fact that Betty Draper was/still is trying to act a certain part in life, and her inability to convincingly play that part). And Rose Byrne shouldn’t be appearing in this movie so close on the heels of Bridesmaids: I keep expecting her to serve me some giant Parisian cookie. As Anne Thompson notes, the women in this film are under-developed, poorly-directed, seem to be bad actresses, or all three. Female super-heroes can be sexy, they can be stubborn, but don’t make them so sucky. I wouldn’t want to be any of these women.
1.5) ARE KEVIN BACON’S HENCHMEN ACTUALLY CLONES OF THAT RANDOM OTHER-DUDE FROM THE BLACK EYED PEAS?
1.) AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHY ISN’T THIS MOVIE ALL FASSBENDER, ALL THE TIME?
James McAvoy is one of my star boyfriends. But in this movie, I couldn’t care less about him — and giggled each time he did put his finger to his temple in arch concentration. He’s supposed to be our hero. This is a HUGE problem. Can the next movie just be a pre-prequel when we follow Fassbender before he arrives in Switzerland?
Do you have even more crotchedly-ass questions to add?
Ten Simple Reasons to Go See Bridesmaids
10.) KRISTEN WIIG KRISTEN WIIG KRISTEN WIIG. I cannot overstate how good she is, how good the writing is, how crucial her unique sense of timing and deadpan is to the narrative. She is this movie, and I hope it makes her an enormous star. I would totally not mind seeing pictures of who she’s dating and what she looks like when she goes to the grocery store. I want her haircut, I want her to be my best friend, I want to go on a plane ride with her.

9.) If you have ever been a bridesmaid, this film is like post-traumatic therapy, manifesting all that is obnoxious, tiresome, difficult, and bank-breakingly opulent about the bridesmaids process. It also speaks to the undergirding reason bridesmaids exists — because women love and need each other — and emphasizes how more important that is than the bridal shower invitations.
8.5) Jon Hamm with his shirt off.

8.) An adorable love interest with a Irish accent. But obtaining said love interest is NOT the sole focus of the narrative. This is so. Incredibly. Refreshing.

7.) If you are a boy, or if you are trying convince a boy to go see this film, rest assured, they will like it. Several boys in my life with distinctly boy-centric media tastes have already declared it “REALLY REALLY FUNNY,” “so good,” and “the best film of the year.”
6.) Demonstrating her increasing irrelevancy, Nikki Finke made a bet that if the film grossed over $15 million its opening weekend, she’d “leave Hollywood reporting forever.” She was wrong — the film is going to make at least $20 million, second only to Thor — and while I doubt she’ll actually leave Hollywood reporting, I like to see her stubbornness (and wrongheaded reading of the film: it’s not about women burping and farting; it’s about women being funny, and there’s a total of one scene with burps and farts) laid bare.
5.) “Bridesmaids doesn’t treat Annie’s single status as a dire character flaw worthy of triage: she’s simply going through a rough patch and has to figure things out, as in real life.” - Manohla Dargis, NYT.
4.) Women are funny, and as obnoxious as this may seem, we — men and women alike — need to place our vote at the box office that we like seeing women being funny. Otherwise, I’m telling you, we are doomed to decades of Kate Hudson and Katherine Heigl rom-coms. This is our future. Change it.
3.) The film has been broadly sold as a “The Hangover for women.” I hope this gets people to see it, but I also think it’s a misnomer. There are Judd Apatow aspects to this film — especially evident in the scene supposedly inserted by Apatow himself involving scatological humor — but don’t be fooled. The humor is rooted in Wiig’s sensibility, which, to my mind, is much more interesting and hilarious than the Apatow/Hangover brand of humor.
2.) Lab puppies and Wilson Phillips.
1.) See it because it’s fucking hilarious.” - Dana Stevens, Slate.com
People vs. Us Weekly: The Down & Dirty History
Note: The following is a rough draft of a section of the ending section of my dissertation, which covers the history of celebrity gossip from 1948 - the present. I apologize to any gestures to previous arguments — I’ve tried to remove them for the purpose of the blog post, but some might have snuck in. As always, I would *love* feedback — especially concerning your memories of this time, whether related the explicit competition between the two magazines or the celebrity “frenzy” that occurred in its wake.
In 2002, Time Inc. CEO Anne Moore was on the defensive. Despite People Magazine‘s robust ad sales and steady circulation numbers, the publication was under attack: with a new, high-profile editor and a $35 million investment from Disney, Us Weekly, the magazine long known as “Jann Wenner’s Vietnam,” was launching an assault.
Wenner had funneled $10.3 million into purchasing placement for his magazine in the check-out line, right besides People. He and his gifted editor, Bonnie Fuller, were poking fun at People in the press, ridiculing its dated look and focus on human interest. For many, Wenner and Fuller’s rankling ran true: as one side-by-side review of the magazines exclaimed, “The cover of People is boxy, dated and stale, while the cover of Us is fresh and fancy-free…..IT’S NOT THE 1970S ANYMORE, PEOPLE!”[i] For over twenty five years, People had fended off all challengers, including the long-beleaguered Us, which had undergone a tedious series of makeovers in hopes of finding a format and editorial voice that resonated with readers. In 2002, the magazine’s tone, content, and promotional seemed to have finally coalesced. Us Weeky had become a gossip presence that demanded reckoning.
Time Inc. was adamant, however, that there was no “horse race” between the two magazines. “I don’t see them as a direct competitor,” Moore explained, “They’re not hurting People in any way. I think what [Us editor] Bonnie [Fuller] has done is quite interesting…but she’s running a much more witty, upscale-tabloid. People is a human interest magazine. People is fine. People is strong.”[ii] Fuller took expected umbrage: “I think of Us as a newsmagazine. We don’t take a tabloid approach. They hide in tall grass and catch celebrities. We want to show them at their best.”[iii] And Us has ethics: “we’re very careful that everything we print is true, and we have a lot of reporters, and we fact check and confirm [rumors] with publicists,” she explained.[iv] “We always go to the publicist and discuss what we have — absolutely always.”[v]
Despite public statements to the contrary, by 2002, the rivalry between People and Us had come to a head. This, as the title of a Washington Post article made clear, was a “celebrity deathmatch,” featuring two brilliant young editors, two obstinate and entrenched publishers, and two disparate approaches to the way that celebrity should be covered in the 21st century. [vi] The battle still rages today, with no sign of a clear victor. Yet Us did not so much take a segment of People’s readership as much as it created a new set of readers, composed of men and women who desired a dramatic approach to celebrity that was heavy on images, light on the words. In so doing, Us — its reliance on paparazzi photography, its mercurial rise, its competition with People — helped foster a perception of celebrity culture gone wild.
This chapter details the specifics of the battle between the two magazines, with particular attention to the innovations on the part of Us that forced People and the rest of the gossip industry to reconsider the way they approached and packaged celebrity discourse. I argue that Us weds the most effective components of the tabloid and the traditional fan magazine, resulting in a publication that appeals to readers’ desires to both venerate and denigrate celebrities and celebrity culture. The result: a magazine that mirrors the conception of stars and celebrities as the conflation of the extraordinary and the ordinary, deified and defiled, “just like Us” on one page and absolutely nothing like us the next.
The success of Us — and the so-called celebrity death match between it and other celebrity publications — also heightened the visibility of celebrity gossip. Us’ editorial style relied heavily on paparazzi photos; the resultant demand created a frenzy that came to a head in 2005, when several celebrities were nearly injured in their attempts to escape photographers seeking a candid, potentially scandalous shot. The rivalry also spawned a bevy of imitators, including Life & Style, In Touch, and an American version of OK Magazine, increasing the visibility of celebrity publications at the newsstand. Finally, the conglomerates with full or partial interest in People and Us (Time Warner and Disney, respectively) leveraged the magazines’ brand recognition and content across holdings, enervating newscasts, sports channels, and daytime talk shows with gossip tidbits and branded content. The result: a sense of celebrity ubiquity that would only be exacerbated by the continued spread of New Media.
The competition between Us and People was ostensibly about subscribers and ad rates. But as this chapter will show, the ramifications of the competition spread far beyond the accountant’s office, affecting the conglomerated media landscape, the relationship between consumers and celebrities, and the perceived place of celebrity in contemporary culture. I have divided the chapter into three sections: the first will detail Us’ “makeover” from the initial move to weekly publication to Fuller’s innovations in 2002-2003. The second section focuses on People’s retrenchment following Us’ upsurge, as well as the efforts on the part of Fuller’s successor, Janice Min, to further refine the Us editorial voice. The third and final section addresses the industrial and cultural ramifications of the Us/People rivalry, looking to the ways in which elements of the contemporary frenzy (and anxiety) that attends celebrity culture may be traced to the competition between the two magazines.
Us Goes Weekly
In 1999, Us Magazine was regarded as “Wenner’s folly.”[vii] Since Wenner gained full control of the magazine in 1989, Us had continually bled money and resources. In the ‘90s, Wenner had shifted the focus and form of the magazine to entertainment news and long-form journalism, hoping to compete with Entertainment Weekly and Premiere. Yet Us’ circulation remained mired in the sub-million range throughout the decade, with consistently poor newsstand sales. Analysts estimated that Wenner was still losing $10 million a year on the magazine, which had yet to turn a profit in his decade as full owner. But Wenner was determined for Us to succeed, and funneled $50 million in recapitalization towards market research, hiring new staff, and yet another overhaul of the magazine in 1999.[viii] The overarching goal: make it weekly, and make it cool. The newly christened Us Weekly would eschew insider industry coverage: “You want to read about Mike Ovitz, you’ve got to look somewhere else,” Wenner explained, alluding to Ovitz’s prominent coverage in EW, a magazine he elsewhere dismissed as “boring.”[ix] Us Weekly would focus on “entertainment personalities,” but of a different generation than People. When the competition was covering Burt Reynolds, Cher, and Barbra Streisand, Us would feature upcoming stars Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow.
While Us would still provide reviews of movies and television shows in an effort to appeal to Hollywood advertisers, it would also expand its fashion coverage. In 1994, Time Inc. had successfully launched InStyle, a monthly publication that wed celebrity, fashion, and style.
InStyle’s cover always featured a celebrity, while the inside eschewed the traditional fashion shoot for catalog-style layout, where clothing, jewelry, shoes, etc. were labeled with their price and source in a manner that naturally appealed to advertisers. Wenner claimed that the mix of fashion and style had, in fact, been born at Us; with twelve pages devoted to fashion, the revamped Us Weekly would “claim the franchise back.”[x]
The magazine would also change its attitude towards celebrities, both aesthetically and relationally. Inside the magazine, editors allowed large spaces for paparazzi photos, treating them “as if they were fine works of art.”[xi] Us also aimed to cultivate a “celebrity-friendly” image for the magazine, promising to play nice in exchange for first-hand access to the stars. “We’re not here to deal with people’s dirty secrets or expose secrets they don’t choose to expose,” Wenner explained. “These are not politicians; these are not public officials…They’re entertainers, they’re artists, and they deserve our respect.”[xii] In practice, Wenner’s philosophy meant that Us would publish the narrative proffered by celebrities and their publicists. Wenner might not have allowed press agents to write the stories for him, as they did for the classic fan magazines, but he was willing to paint a flattering portrait of a star in exchange for his/her involvement with the magazine.
When Us vowed to “play nice” with celebrities, it was taking a distinct tact from People. People was widely known for its soft-ball approach to celebrity culture: the magazine aimed to put a positive spin on public events, whether related to celebrities, political mishaps, or natural catastrophes. But as a Time Inc. publication, People also had a journalistic standards to uphold: as editor Martha Nelson explained, “When it comes to the worlds of celebrity and entertainment, I don’t think there’s a better news gathering organization. It’s about fairness, facts, and fact-checking. It’s about having the story right and operating with the kind of ethics that are the hallmark of the company.”[xiii] What Us bad-mouthed as a “write around” — a story in which authors write “around” the fact that they do not access to its subject — People might deem an “objective story.”[xiv]
As much as Nelson’s words evidence certain editorial spin, they also spoke to the fact that People refused to associate itself with a story that lacked confirmation or was of dubious accuracy, in part because any ethical misstep could potentially mar the Time Inc./Time Warner brand. To ensure this level of accuracy, People had more than editorial staffers devoted to fact checking and research; in contrast, Us had less than 50.[xv] The difference between the two editorial policies should be clear: Us was willing to overlook journalistic integrity in favor garnering favor with celebrities. For Us, this was not a matter of shame — it gleefully forfeited any responsibility for reporting “fair and balanced’ celebrity news. Indeed, Us was not news at all; it was gossip, i.e. discourse about the stars, neither confirmed nor denied. What Us lacked in journalistic credibility, it gained in pure tantalization.
Wenner was confident in Us’ ability to attract star cooperation, even if only due to their frustration with the competition. As he explained in the weeks leading up to the relaunch, “Eighty to ninety percent of the stars will not talk to People. They don’t like it. They don’t feel comfortable in it. People has a bad reputation out there — it looks pedestrian, it’s not very elegant. They’ve hurt a lot of people out there; they’ve burned a number of people.”[xvi] Wenner cited no specifics, but he was likely referring to the fact that celebrities and their publicists disliked the lack of control over the final People product, and that a young, upcoming star may not want to associate him/herself with a magazine that skewed towards the middle-class and middle-aged.
Whatever objections celebrities might have had, the fact remained that People’s circulation dwarfed that of Us, automatically making it a more desirable forum to promote themselves and their projects. As Simon Halls, then-publicist to Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, and a host of other stars explained, People not only has a “huge readership,” but “a high level of credibility” with readers.[xvii] It was also a known quantity. In contrast, Halls was wary of working with Us, which, through its ample use of paparazzi photography and focus on grading celebrities’ fashion choices, had become “much less controllable.”[xviii] Wenner was aiming to change that reputation, but the fact remained that any gossip magazine that relied on paparazzi images would have difficulties sustaining relationships with stars.
While Wenner worked to change the look and reputation of the magazine, he was also attempting to turn Us into a highly visible publication with tremendous single-copy sales. Most magazines, including People, focused on building solid groups of subscribers. Slashed subscription rates may have “[brought] little or nothing to the bottom line,” yet subscribers composed a attractive community to potential advertisers.[xix] With a solid if unspectacular subscription base of 515,167, Us took a different tact. Instead of promoting subscriptions, Wenner worked to push single copy sales, which would yield a far larger profit margin and shoulder a larger proportion of the magazine’s bottom line. When Us gained enough momentum via new readers, then Wenner could worry more about attracting a larger subscription base and new advertisers.
To bolster single-copy sales, Wenner pursued a two-prong strategy. First, he funneled $10.3 million into the rental of “choice real estate” in the check-out aisle of supermarkets and other mass market outlets, putting Us Weekly side-by-side with People in 150,000 outlets.[xx] Second, Wenner and his editorial team spent over a year refining the “art of crafting covers that will entice young women,” mixing young celebrity with romance, fashion, and drama. [xxi] The long-term goal: close in on People’s 1.4 million in newsstand sales. In the short term, Us was aiming for a 40 percent sell through rate, which could pull the magazine into profitability within eighteen months.
The first issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands March 17, 2000, was a perfect manifestation of the new Us philosophy, featuring a smiling Julia Roberts. The inside of the magazine boasted an exclusive interview and portfolio of photos featuring Roberts, plus eleven pages devoted to fashion.[xxii] The interview and photos was sanctioned; the tone was light and airy; the cover was aimed directly at young women. But People refused to play nice, and “ambushed” Us Weekly one week before its premiere with its own Roberts cover.[xxiii]

The accompanying story was a vintage “write-around,” using old photos and quotes from Roberts’ former directors, current boyfriends, and other intimates to make up for People’s lack of access to the star. While Us obviously had the real prize, People had deflated the launch of the new magazine — and declared its intention to compete.
Us Goes Disney
No matter of market research could make up for the fact that under the relatively small Wenner Media, Us Weekly still lacked capitol, solid distribution, and promotion. Three months after the relaunch, poor sales forced Wenner to lower the ad rate base from 1 million to 800,000.[xxiv] By December 2000, Us was in free fall: overall circulation was down 17% to 828,000, single copy sales plummeted 38%, and Wenner had reportedly burned through $30 million.[xxv] Salvation arrived in February 2001, when Disney exchanged a $35 million investment for a 50% stake in the Us.[xxvi] While the deal was deemed a “life raft sale,” the benefits were manifold. For Us, it meant an infusion of capital, assistance with distribution, and a web of promotional connections that Wenner Media had simply been unable to provide. Wenner trumpeted the “myriad circulation opportunities” allotted through the connection with Disney: they could place Us subscription cards in Disney videotapes and DVDs aimed at young women, for example, or in the 40,000 Disney-owned hotel rooms. [xxvii]
For Disney, Us was pure promotional potential. Granted, the magazine may have been steadily losing money and readers, but Disney wanted a print promotional outlet to pair with its investment in the E! Entertainment Channel. Us was exactly the sort of “nonaggressive, celebrity-friendly, synergy-ready” product that Disney desired — a means to “spicen-up [sic]” properties across the conglomerate.[xxviii] Disney head Michael Eisner eagerly listed off a litany of potential synergies: ABC could develop an Us-branded awards shows; ABC morning programs (Good Morning America, The View) would air Us Weekly gossip segments; Us-branded news reports would air on the ABC radio network; the ESPN channel and magazine could partner to showcase celebrity athletes.[xxix]
Media analysts were quick to point out that Us was the kind of property Disney needed in order to compete with the newly expanded AOL Time Warner. As outlined in Chapter Eight, AOL Time Warner had failed to fully capitalize on the potential of its multiple promotional arms throughout the ‘90s, and while Time Warner’s acquisition of AOL would soon prove a miscalculation, it nevertheless spurred Disney — which had recently shuttered its long-struggling online portal, Go.com — to seek further means of cross-promotion. In an interview with Mediaweek, Optimedia chairman Gene DeWitt pinpointed the problem: Disney lacked a “showcase for their stars comparable to what Warner Bros. and New Line [both under Time Warner] have with People, EW, and InStyle…the world has become so competitive in promotion that you need every venue you can get to tell people what you’re doing.”[xxx] In other words, Disney needed an outlet that could provide explicit, timely promotion of its stars.
But it also needed that celebrity outlet to play nice. Of the conglomerates that had come to dominate the media landscape over the course of the ’80 and ‘90s, Disney was known not only for its tight diversification, unified vision, and tremendous synergy, but for its insistence on maintaining a positive, family-friendly image. Disney and scandal simply did not mix. When Eisner and Wenner announced the investment, both were emphatic in their claim that Us was no scandal rag: in Eisner’s words, “As a company, we’re not interested in angst and edginess and scandal. We are not interested in insulting people who work for us.” Or, as Wenner added, people “we do business with.”[xxxi]
Us’ would not hew to this philosophy for long: starting in 2002, it began printing negative gossip bits and tipping its stories with scandal. Yet such an attitude was rarely, if ever, applied to Disney, its stars, or its productions. At the same time, both Wenner and Eisner were quick to maintain Us’ editorial independence. Eisner pointed out that a recent issue of Us featured the cast of Temptation Island, a reality program airing on Fox, and gave a poor grade to Recess: School’s Out, the latest animated feature from Disney. Us would continue to run features on non-Disney celebrities and products, and give deserving grades to Disney products, because, as Eisner explained, “if people think Disney has the edge, [Us] will lose [its] ability to attract other media.”[xxxii]
Yet as the Disney synergy machine took control, the ties between the magazine and the conglomerate became increasingly explicit. Within months of the agreement, ABC News began feeding a 90-second “Us Report” to ABC affiliates, Us-branded segments popped up on The View and Good Morning America, and a massive cross-promotion on “The World’s Sexiest Athletes” joined online content, a ninety-minute ESPN special, and an Us feature on “hottest jocks.”[xxxiii] The goal: bring Us’ female audience to Disney’s male-skewing properties. According to Us’ liaison to Disney, the collaboration exemplified “what we can bring the table that [Disney] couldn’t get from other in-house properties.”[xxxiv] In other words, Us was providing the hoped-for “spice” across Disney’s conglomerate content.
Bonnier Fuller’s Us Weekly
Under Disney’s wing, Us began to stabilize. But the magazine’s true turnaround began in February 2002, when Wenner announced that Bonnie Fuller would join Us Weekly as editor-in-chief. Fuller transformed Us from a magazine with a vague celebrity identity into a distinct brand, cultivating an approach to celebrity culture that clearly differentiated it from People. She wed the most assuring aspects of the fan magazine, many of which were already staples of Us, with the most compelling components of the tabloid, significantly upping the use of paparazzi photography. Under Fuller, Us found a midway point between fawning and mean, between sickly-sweet and sarcastic. It recognized celebrities as something unique — something worthy of readers’ attention — but at the same time, humanized them in a way that made it easy to invest in their personal lives and problems.
In this way, Fuller made the travails of celebrities matter. As Richard Dyer explains, “stars matter because they act out aspects of life that matter to us; and performers get to be stars when what they act out matters to enough people.”[xxxv] To slightly modify Dyer’s statement, personalities get to be celebrities when what they act out — or what gossip magazines construe them as acting out — matters to enough people. Through her invocation of loves won and lost, Fuller, more than any other editor since the halcyon days of Photoplay and Modern Screen, made celebrities and their stories seem significant and worthy of extended investment. The more these celebrities and their ongoing narratives mattered, the more readers would feel compelled to follow them on a weekly basis. While the maxim was not novel — every editor knows that reader investment is the most reliable way to sell a story — Fuller was able to spin celebrity narratives in a way that seemed at once indulgent and irresistible. She was using all the old fan magazine tricks, but dressing them in sexy, slightly scandalous clothing.
Fuller achieved this feat through an overhaul of the magazine’s approach to celebrity, even when it entailed challenging Wenner and Disney’s editorial philosophy of “playing nice” with celebrities. But no one could accuse Fuller of blindsiding her bosses: she came to Us with a reputation as a wild card who, in her previous positions at YM, Marie Claire, Cosmopolitan, and Glamour had used sex and glamour to boost circulation through whatever means necessary.[xxxvi] Fuller was not one to play by conglomerate rules: in June 2001, Conde Nast had ousted Fuller as editor-in-chief of Glamour after she published a “write-around” on Catherine Zeta-Jones, knowing full well that Glamour’s sister publication and superior, Vogue, had slated an exclusive interview for the same month.[xxxvii] Fuller evidentially had few qualms alienating or offending conglomerate siblings, so long as it contributed to her product’s bottom line. As will become clear, Fuller’s philosophy yielded a sharp increase in Us’ overall circulation, but began to alienate Disney in the process.
Fuller was hailed for her “brilliant cover sensibilities,” which she immediately applied to Us Weekly.[xxxviii] Instead of simply profiling or interviewing a young celebrity, Fuller employed “steamy, eye-popping cover lines” to make the celebrity’s story “as clear as possible and as dramatic as possible.”[xxxix] The goal: exploit readers‘ desire to know the answers to their intimate questions about a celebrity and his/her love life. In June 2002, Fuller placed Jennifer Lopez and estranged husband Cris Angel on the cover, emphasizing their break-up through a dramatic tear down the middle of the photo. She and her staff deliberated over headlines offering to answer “What Went Wrong,” “Why It’s Over,” and “Why They Split” — variations on the very question they thought readers would be wondering when they learned the news of the separation.[xl]

Other covers offered to answer similar queries: “The Inside Story: Reese — What’s She Really Like,” “Mariah: What Really Happened,” “Eminem - His Women & His World,” “Will They Ever Have Babies?” and “American Idol: Kelly’s Untold Story.”

“Just like Us”
Inside the magazine, Fuller’s editorial maxim was simple: “Nobody likes to read.” Or, more precisely, nobody “likes to read about celebrities, since celebrities don’t have much to say and we presume they’re lying to us anyway.”[xli] The way to sell a celebrity magazine, then, was not through long-form stories, but pure aesthetic affect — a cornucopia of oversized headlines, graphs, doodles, and abundance of photos. Fuller thus took the existing format for the front section of the magazine, then filled with a mix of large, striking photos, and applied it to the length of the magazine. The new Us Weekly was, in essence, a heavily captioned celebrity photo album; you didn’t read the magazine so much as look at it.[xlii]
But Fuller needed photos to fill those pages — and would depend on the paparazzi to provide them. As outlined in Chapter Five, paparazzi culture began to spread in Europe in the ‘50s and ‘60s, concurrent with the demise of the star and studio system and the rise of unsanctioned gossip. The National Enquirer and other tabloids had relied on paparazzi photography since the ‘70s; even “respectable” publications, including Us and People, had periodically used paparazzi shots to illustrate stories with reticent subjects. Celebrities had fought back against the incursion of paparazzi photographers and videographers — in 1996, George Clooney and the cast of ER launched a boycott against Entertainment Tonight for incursions on the part of its sister show, Hard Copy, forcing the show to foreswear paparazzi footage.[xliii] Negative sentiment came to a head following the death of Princess Diana, whose car crashed while attempting to flee a group of photographers in Paris, France. In the aftermath, the press demonized both the paparazzi and the hunger for intimate photos that fueled it. But no matter of guilt could disrupt the supply and demand for unsanctioned photos.
Us had used paparazzi photography in the past, but under Fuller, it became the magazine’s staple. Until the late ‘90s, paparazzi had been a rarified vocation: unless contracted to a specific agency, a individual paparazzo had to bear the cost of an expensive camera, miles of film, development, and distribution. But with the rise of New Media and digital technologies at the turn of the millennium, it had become increasingly easy — and cheap — to track a celebrity’s quotidian activities. Anyone with a digital camera, navigational knowledge of Los Angeles, an internet connection and a bit of gumption could take and sell photos of celebrities. The result was a veritable sea of photos — at premieres and special events, of course, but also leaving the gym, bringing their kids to school, and power-lunching at The Ivy. Fuller put staff members to work, seeking images in which two celebrities wore the same outfit, committed “beauty violations,” or experienced some sort of wardrobe “malfunction.” She also used paparazzi and stock photos to craft collages that tread the ground between whimsy and vitriol: “Us Investigates: The Celebrity Tan Line,” for example, arranged the decoupaged heads of thirty celebrities in a spectrum from “Casper” to “Tanorexic.”[xliv]
Fuller also developed a new recurring feature, ingeniously titled “Stars: Just Like Us.” Each week, Us printed four to eight paparazzi shots of celebrities performing the most mundane and pedestrian of actions: shopping at the grocery store, tying their shoes, leaving the house with the price tag still affixed to their jeans. One week paired the headline “Stars: Just like Us….” with a photo of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell carrying a toilet plunger, appropriately captioned “….they even unclog toilets!”[xlv]
For another feature, entitled “Jennifer’s On and Off Days,” Us paired photos of Jennifer Aniston looking “On” (“Low-cut and lovely in a silk Valentino dress”) and “Off” (“Refreshingly laid-back about looking shlubby in public”). Captions encouraged readers to relate to Aniston’s variegated fashion personality: the subtitle declares “isn’t it nice to know that Jennifer Aniston…isn’t all-out glam 24/7?” while an insert of “Her Hair Highs and Lows” asserted “Jennifer’s do isn’t always the epitome of sleekness. (Who can’t relate?)”[xlvi] Us’ strategy with such articles was duo-fold: by establishing that celebrities, for all of their wealth and glamour, also had bad hair days, had to schlep groceries, and wore sweatpants, Us was not only puncturing the myth of celebrity perfection, but encouraging reader identification in the process.
Unlike the tabloids, Fuller rarely publish photos of celebrities at their very worst: Us did not truck in photos of cellulite or sagging breasts; “Just like Us” was never used to point out that the reader was also afflicted by cellulite and receding hairlines. Yet Fuller did not shy from using captions to manipulate photos to support a headline: a seemingly scowling Ben Affleck, for example, could be captioned to suggest relational turmoil. Fuller also used digital doodles — “headlines stamped over photos, little buttons of color trumpeting juicy bits, scribbled notations” — to simultaneously differentiate photos from those printed in other publications and create a sense of bubbly levity.[xlvii] The graphics underscored Us‘ similarity to a fan scrapbook, only the editor, rather than the reader, collected the photos, penned gossipy captions, paired of dream couples, ridiculed crazy outfits, and absent-mindedly doodled in the margins.
Fuller employed this mix of paparazzi photography, “Just like Us,” and digital doodles to humanize celebrities, highlighting the very ordinary components to their otherwise extraordinary existences. From the beginning of the star system, fan magazines and studio publicity had emphasized the ordinary components of stars — they raise children, they work hard, they do the laundry, they cook dinner, they grill steaks.[xlviii] But these efforts to humanize stars were always carefully calculated: a Photoplay story highlighting Debbie Reynolds‘ domesticity never portrayed her looking haggard or disheveled as she kept house; her “ordinary” life was still inflected with glamour. In contrast, Us’ use of unsanctioned paparazzi photography showed that celebrities could not only be ordinary, but distinctly non-glamorous, even unkempt.
Low-Brow, High-Class
Us targeted women, but it was not intended as a stereotypical women’s magazine. As Fuller explained, “At Us, we don’t care about your problems.”[xlix] There would be no recipes, no sympathetic profiles of cancer survivors, no question-and-answer columns; Us was neither Good Housekeeping nor Cosmpolitan. Rather, the magazine would cater to “people in their 20s and 30s who like celebrities and who like style.” More bluntly, Us was not “a magazine that’s looking to solve a lot of insecurities a woman might have.”[l] In this manner, Us deviated from traditional fan magazines, which, at their height, had catered to women of all ages with an ample dose of “how-tos,” instructions on generating self-confidence, editorials on teen marriage, and star-penned instructions on how to nab a man. But as the fan magazines transitioned away from Hollywood stars and towards celebrity in the ‘60s and ‘70s, editors exchanged long narratives for the short, sensational, and dramatically headlined feature, and earnest advice columns took a backseat to gossip and scandal. Fuller’s Us most resembled the “late-stage” fan magazine, spurning the more blatant elements of the women’s magazine in favor of disclosures, fashion faux pas, and romantic difficulties on the part of the celebrity.
These “late stage” fan magazines had taken a cue from the success of Confidential in the 1950s, profiting off readers’ desire to know the worst about the figures the rest of the world liked the best. With the decline of the fan magazines in the ‘70s and ‘80s, the tabloids had taken up the cause, further stratifying the gossip industry: on one side, the tabloids, printed on newsprint, where gossip was nested beside fantastical claims of Elvis’ enduring life. On the other, People, where gossip had been sanitized into “personality journalism” pablum. Under Fuller, Us offered a middle ground: a glossy, high quality magazine that also delivered the dirt. In this way, Us “shoplifted the tabloid readers at the checkout line,” with a product “upmarket enough to make a career women feel comfortable opening up a copy before a manicure at Bergdorf Goodman’s.”[li] The new Us was no fan magazine, nor was it a tabloid aimed at the working-class— it was low brow goods for otherwise high class readers, and it sales were through the roof.
The brilliance of Fuller’s formula became fully apparent in late July of 2002, when Us scooped other gossip outlets with Angelina Jolie’s exclusive confession of “Why I Left Billy Bob.” The issue, which sold over 800,000 copies, was a sign of things to come: over the second half of 2002, newsstand sales rose a staggering 55%, averaging 505,002 copies an issue, while People’s declined 3.2%.[lii] By the end of the year, Wenner was able to raise Us Weekly’s ad rate base to 1,050,000; the magazine’s finances were at long last in the black.[liii] Over ten short months, Fuller had established Us Weekly as formidable gossip force.
People Retrenches
People may have been old, but it refused to take Us’ incursion lying down. As described above, People had been quick to take action to counter Us’ relaunch in 2000, yet Us’ floundering circulation numbers soon made it clear that the magazine posed little threat. Disney’s investment in Us undoubtedly perked Time Warner’s ears, but proved more annoyance than legitimate menace. The rumors of Fuller’s move to Us, however, spurred Time Inc. into action. A week before the Wenner made Fuller’s appointment public, Time Inc. announced that People’s longtime editor Carol Wallace would be replaced by Martha Nelson, founding editor of InStyle.[liv] Under Nelson, InStyle had popularized the notion that celebrities — not models — sold fashion, both on the cover and inside the magazine. InStyle co-mingled image-heavy spreads of celebrities “at home and at play” with features relating current trends in celebrity fashion, e.g. the bob, the mini-dress, the asymmetrical hemline. Time Inc. had no immediate plans for a redesign of People. But as Wallace equivocated: “You don’t hire an editor as stylist and smart as Martha and not give her a chance to address the look of the magazine…It could use a face lift.”[lv] The press soon framed Fuller and Nelson as “rival geniuses” battling to prove their respective magazines as the future of the industry.[lvi]
When Nelson moved to People in 2002, she recognized that she had been brought in to rejuvenate and strengthen the magazine in the face of Us’ gradual incursion. The issue was how to revitalize People “without damaging the core concept,” e.g. a “journalistically rigorous magazine about how people cope.”[lvii] Nelson thus set about “sharpening” the magazine’s look: she decluttered the cover, axing the “Weekly” from the magazine’s title.[lviii] Borrowing a page from InStyle and Us, she expanded the number of full-page photo spreads in the front of the magazine.[lix] But Nelson shied from any dramatic changes to the magazines, fearing they would alienate more readers than they would attract. The mix of celebrity coverage (53%) and “human interest” or personality stories (47%) would remain steady from 2001-2006.
Time even funneled $5 million into a promotional campaign — People’s first in five years — tasked with reemphasizing the magazine’s focus on personality coverage. With a new tagline — “People: At the Heart of Every Story” — Time aimed to distinguish People from its competition, underscoring the magazine’s attention to “everyday people as well as the rich and the famous.”[lx] Ads portrayed a broad sampling of “personalities,” from teenage golfer Michelle Wie to politician Richard A. Gephardt and his lesbian daughter. [lxi] The implicit message: People cared about people — people who had accomplished things, who had conquered adversity, who were newsworthy — and who happened to be celebrities. The competitions’ investment in “pure celebrity” was meant to appear trivial in comparison. But People was missing the point: Us wasn’t trying to play catch-up, or infringe on People’s territory. It was trying to make that very territory — and the older, less fashionable, less educated, less wealthy demographic to which it appealed — seem obsolete.
Yet Us was not, in fact, affecting People’s circulation. As Variety pointed out, Us stole “lots of buzz” from People, but not “actual readers.”[lxii] Over the second half of 2002, sixteen consecutive issues of People averaged 1.5 million in newsstand sales — an astounding 60% sell-through rate — while overall circulation averaged 3.6 million. Adjusted for a dip following the 9/11 attacks, People’s circulation had remained steady throughout 2001-2002, despite Us’ dramatic upsurge during the same period.[lxiii] The readership for celebrity magazines was either doubling up — purchasing Us in addition to People — or expanding. The trend would continue over the decade to come: the “battle of the newsstand” was not over a finite number of readers; rather, it functioned to incite overall demand for celebrity publications. While the rest of the publishing industry suffered, celebrity publications was thriving.
During this same period, Us and Disney were gradually reconfiguring their relationship. After the initial wave of synergies described above, many of Disney’s blueprints for the Us brand began to disintegrate. The planned syndicated radio show, Us-branded awards ceremony, and joint web content had all “either been scrapped or put on ice” due to cost concerns or the stagnant web market.[lxiv] While Fuller had made a handful of appearances on The View, Us’ relationship with ABC’s Good Morning America was strained: executives resented having to collaborate with Us, and rejected many of the segment ideas proffered by Us staffers. Frustrated over the decrease in Us-branded segments, Wenner exacerbated tensions by going around GMA executive producer Shelly Ross and appealing directly to Disney officials; GMA even replaced the Us on-air interviewer with one of its own staff members.[lxv] Whether because of Wenner’s personalities or the specifics of the market, the envisioned matrix of synergies had not come to pass.
But Us continued to explicitly and implicitly promote Disney products in the magazine: a best-selling issue from August 12, 2002 showcased J.Lo & Ben’s “Hot New Love” and “what’s really going on with their sudden, sexy, and serious” romance on the cover — subjects with nothing to do with Disney or its products. Inside, however, was a Disney promotional bonanza: Julia Roberts, on the press circuit to promote Full Frontal (produced by Miramax, then owned by Disney), was featured in five segments, including a two-page spread on her appearance at the Full Frontal premiere, a recitation of “Julia’s Full Frontal Secrets,” and “Julia’s Little List” on the details of her wedding invitations. The issue also included two pages on Signs (produced by Touchstone Films) and another two pages on the premiere of Spy Kids 2 (produced by Disney subsidiary Dimension Films), plus prominent reviews of Full Frontal, Signs, and the new ABC Family reality series The Last Resort.
The issue also devoted space to non-Disney products, including four pages in the beginning of the magazine tracking “The Week of Austin Powers,” a film franchise owned by Time Warner.[lxvi] But Us also directed negative buzz towards non-Disney products: Harrison Ford was apparently showing off his “inner grump” while promoting Paramount’s K-19: The Widowmaker; Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore had ditched training for Columbia Studio’s Charlie’s Angels 2 in order to go shopping, annoying crew and co-stars. The synergies between Disney and Us might not have been working exactly as planned, and Fuller’s tone might have been slightly more crass than Disney had hoped. But that did not mean that Us was not fulfilling its fundamental purpose of providing free promotion for a bevy of Disney products.
“The Brilliance of the Formula”
In February 2003, Fuller’s contract was about to expire. Despite widespread rumors that Fuller had turned the magazine’s workplace into an “editorial gulag,” Wenner signed her to a new three-year deal, with an “unprecedented” base salary of over $1 million a year.[lxvii] While the notoriously hands-on Wenner had steered clear of Fuller during her first year at Us, insiders reported that he had begun to meddle in the publishing process in Spring of 2003.[lxviii] The resultant friction at least partially contributed to Fuller’s decision to tender her resignation on June 26, 2003. Fuller may well have been fed up with Wenner, but she was also lured by the promise of an even more lucrative deal to add “glitz and mainstream acceptance” to American Media’s stable of tabloid publications, including Star and The National Enquirer. [lxix]
The resignation sent waves through the publishing industry, but Wenner seemed unfazed. Days after Fuller’s resignation, he appointed Janice Min as editor. In addition to stints at People and InStyle, Min had served as Fuller’s “No. 2,” and wasted no time in putting fears concerning the loss of her former boss to rest. The first two issues under her control — one detailing the new love between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, the other suggesting Billy Bob Thorton’s renewed efforts to win back Jolie — proved “she has the Midas touch for cover selection,” selling 541,000 and 600,000 newsstand copies, respectively.[lxx]
A mere two months into Min’s tenure, newsstand sales were up 25% from the same period the year before. While Min adopted many of the hallmarks of Fuller’s editorial philosophy, her attitude towards celebrities was markedly warmer. Whereas Fuller had been known for her “take-no-publicists” attitude towards celebrity spin, Min “seems to have more empathy for beleaguered celebs,” devoting space to such celeb-friendly pieces as “My Favorite Room,” in which a celebrity offered a visual tour through his/her personal space.[lxxi] Or, as Wenner explained, “Bonnie really disliked the people we covered….With Janice, that just doesn’t exist.”[lxxii] The warmer tone seemed to be resonating: by the end of 2003, total circulation had risen18.9% to 1.3 million.[lxxiii]
Over the next two years, Min further fine-tuned Fuller’s formula, incorporating several innovations of her own. Most visibly, Min devoted significant coverage to reality stars, with specific attention to The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. A string of covers detailed the forthcoming wedding of “Ryan and Trista,” the belabored relationship between “Andrew and Jen,” and the philandering of Bachelor Bob, including a cover devoted to asking “Whose Heart Will He Break?”[lxxiv] Reality programming provided an endless stream of personalities, all of whom were eager to exploit their new-found fame via the gossip industry. A reality star could eventually use their new-found power to leverage demands, the vast majority were desperate for exposure.
The reality star perfectly embodied the Us approach to celebrity: these stars really were just like us; they had no skill other than “playing themselves” on television. The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise was a perfect fit for Us: unlike Survivor, whose personalities were compelling but not necessarily beautiful or young, the Bachelor was replete with attractive men and women who mirrored the very demographic to which Us was attempting to appeal. Instead of competing in games or for survival, these contestants were playing the game of romance, complete with betrayals, double-crosses, and proposals on-bended-knee, all inflected with a heavy suggestion of sex. Most importantly, The Bachelor and Bachelorette were produced by Time Warner’s Telepictures, but aired on Disney-owned ABC; Us coverage not only boosted magazine sales, but framed the program as must-see television. [lxxv]

Whether covering movie stars or pop idols, Bachelorettes or Britney, Min recognized that her target demographic “thinks of celebrities as peers — like neighbors, or people you went to high school with.”[lxxvi] And as much as readers wanted to gossip about their peers, they did not necessarily want to see them degraded. “We don’t do mean stories,” Min explained. “We don’t make fun of people’s weight of people’s zits.”[lxxvii] As Mediaweek elaborated, if celebrities “are subjects of news at People, objects of awe at In Touch and objects of envy and scorn at Star, at Us they are friends. You love them, but you talk about them behind their backs — and you know they can take a little good-naturing ribbing.”[lxxviii]
As an example of this type of treatment, Min pointed to recently printed tidbit concerning Gwyneth Paltrow, who had admitted wearing a girdle after giving birth in order to avoid looking plump in photos.[lxxix] Us did not accuse Paltrow of deceiving readers, nor did it make fun of Paltrow for needing something as un-glamorous as a girdle. Rather, it used the comment as a means of highlighting the various machinations employed by “normal people” in their transformation into celebrities. Us elevated and reveled in celebrity culture even as it pleasured in deconstructing the elements that composed it, and an attitude it encouraged its readers to share. People may have still outsold Us, but with this unique mix of veneration and demythologization, Us had become a veritable “cultural reference point,” generating the sort of buzz that could compensate for shortcomings in circulation numbers.[lxxx]
Us’ buzz — and attractiveness to a young, wealthy, “cool” demographic — also helped Min solve Us’ advertising problems. In 2002, Fuller had increased Us’ ad pages by 33%, but most upscale advertisers were still hesitant to associate their names with the magazine. As one analyst explained, “the same formula of semi-salacious coverage that drives newsstands tends to drive advertisers away,” and with advertising budgets tightened following the deflation of the dot.com bubble, “many beauty and fashion advertisers steer clear of anything they see as tacky.”[lxxxi] In 2002, Us’ biggest advertisers were Disney and an amalgamation of “classifieds,” e.g. ads for breast enhancement, weight loss, and mail-order skin treatments generally associated with tabloids.[lxxxii] Of course, the quickest route to attract high class advertisers was to attract high class readers. Under Min, Us editorial staff’s mantra — “young, better educated, richer” — helped build a magazine that not only attracted attention and buzz, but the ideal advertising demographic.[lxxxiii] By 2004, the median income of the Us female reader hovered at $83,000, outpacing both Vanity Fair and InStyle.[lxxxiv] High-end advertisers, including Mercedes Benz, Coach, and Christian Dior, followed, helping to raise ad pages 27.6%, with an estimated $50 million in profits for 2005.[lxxxv] Even if Us wasn’t siphoning readers from People, it was stealing advertisers: for the same period in 2004, People’s ad pages were down 2.2%.[lxxxvi]
Industry praise for Us poured in: it won Advertising Age’s award for Magazine of the Year in 2004, Min was named Adweek’s Editor of the Year the following year, and analysts hailed Eisner’s decision to invest in the magazine as “prescient.”[lxxxvii] Over the first two months of 2005, three issues of Us had already sold over a million copies on the newsstand. Us still trailed People in ad revenue and overall circulation, but Min’s magazine had “broken further away from the pack,” setting the standard that other publications, whether People, the new Star under Bonnie Fuller, or celebrity upstarts In Touch and Life & Style would be forced to emulate. As the next section will show, the resultant competition raised the stakes of celebrity coverage, with People, Us, and the rest of the competition fomenting an apparent celebrity frenzy.
Celebrity Frenzy and The Paparazzi Boom
By 2005, the market for unsanctioned celebrity photos had reached a fever pitch. Instead of stabilizing the market, the sheer number of photographers made it even more competitive, as paparazzos vied with one another for the first or best image. In order to snap a celebrity doing something, anything different than the sea of other photographs on the market, paparazzos would verbally and physically goad celebrities, hoping one would lash out, offer a soundbite, make a face for the camera, or otherwise lose his/her composure.[lxxxviii] This aggressive, audacious breed of paparazzi were dubbed “stalkerazzi,” invoking the obsessive drive to invade a celebrity’s privacy.[lxxxix]
Stories of the stalkerazzi and their tactics abounded: in April 2005, Reese Witherspoon called 911 after a group of paparazzi swarmed her in the parking lot of her gym, followed her home, and attempted to force her off the road. The next month, a phalanx of paparazzi chased Lindsay Lohan; one rammed her car and was detained by police. In August, Scarlett Johansson accidentally crashed into a family’s car as she attempted to evade a pack of paparazzos in voracious pursuit. That same month, a group of paparazzi staking out Britney Spears’ baby shower were subject to a hail of BB gun bullets from an unknown location in the surrounding hills.

Tensions between celebrities and the unsolicited, unsanctioned arm of the publicity apparatus had never been higher: as paparazzos resorted to hiding in garbage cans, renting helicopters, and catcalling parents as they walked their kids to school, the celebrities were striking back: Heath Ledger was throwing eggs, but Witherspoon and other stars were pressing charges.[xc] The string of actions by the newly aggressive paparazzi resulted in a criminal inquiry on the part of the Los Angeles police department, culminating in a “Stalkerazzi Law,” that promised to levy stiff fines against those who invaded celebrities’ private spaces.[xci]
Three high profile “narratives” compounded the sense of celebrity hysteria. First, Britney Spears, a long-time subject of intense paparazzi surveillance, was pregnant with her first child with Kevin Federline; picture of her pregnant body (and food and clothing choices) were at a premium. Second, Tom Cruise had engaged in a very public courting of Katie Holmes, manufacturing myriad photo opportunities.
While many viewed the relationship as an example of pure manufactured publicity, paparazzi were nevertheless hungry to document potential revelations, especially any image that would prove the relationship a sham. Finally, Brad Pitt filed for divorce from his Jennifer Aniston in December 2004, and speculation ran wild that Pitt and Angelina Jolie had begun a romance while filming their forthcoming action film Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The pair’s secrecy, coupled with a refusal to discuss their love lives in interviews, rendered any pictorial evidence of a romance tremendously lucrative. The scrutiny applied to each narrative — and the desire to be the first to break news of the latest “chapter” — only contributed to the demand.
This was more than just a perceived boom in paparazzi culture. The number of paparazzo had grown from a “handful” in 1995 to eighty in 2004 and 150 in 2005.[xcii] Dozens of paparazzi agencies set up shop in Los Angeles, vying for access and images of around 50 “A-List” or in-demand celebrities.[xciii] Frank Griffin, partner in one established paparazzi agency, compared the environment in 2005 to that of a gold rush: “It starts off with quite a few honest, hard-working prospectors who strike it rich now and again. And then you get the hangers-on, the camp followers, the hookers, all the rest of the garbage that comes along because they think the streets are lined with gold.”[xciv]
The new wave of “untrained and corner-cutting” paparazzi generally had little to no professional training, hailed from overseas, and worked slavish hours; when it came hunting celebrities, “street smarts” and connections far outweighed skill with a camera.[xcv] Liberal use of bribes yielded agencies access to license plate numbers, full passenger manifests for coast-to-coast flights, and tip-offs when a celebrity booked with a particular limousine company. Groups of photographers formed tight-knit cabals that could launch complicated “offensives” against a celebrity on wheels, on foot, and in the air.[xcvi] And non-photographers, such as the lucky individual on the scene when Spears married Jason Alexander in a Las Vegas chapel, simply added to the already fierce competition.[xcvii] Suddenly, anyone with a cell phone camera was a potential paparazzo.
For critics, the widespread availability and resultant “obsession” with photographs documenting the quotidian elements of celebrity life bordered on pathological. As De Bord had bemoaned the society of spectacle and Boorstin had decried the pseudo-event, academics, analysts, and other pop culture pundits claimed that celebrity culture had taken the media hostage, and Brangelina and Britney now occupied more editorial space than foreign affairs. The rise of gossip blogs in 2005 only accelerated the spread of this celebrity plague, encouraging readers to return multiple times a day for the most minute of updates in a celebrity’s life. With cries familiar to anyone who has read the previous chapters, the voices made sweeping claims concerning the erosion of journalistic ethics and the demise of good taste.
I would like to argue, however, that the perceived glut of celebrity images and information — the rise of so-called “celebrified culture” — can be specifically traced to Us Weekly. More specifically, Us’ innovations, its competition with People, and its ties to Disney. Bearing in mind that no single product is ever uniquely responsible for a cultural phenomenon, I nevertheless contend that Us incited the drive for images of quotidian celebrity activity; the frenzied paparazzi culture of the mid-2000s was simply that demand extended to its logical conclusion. To substantiate this claim, however, we must step back from the particulars of the 2000s and briefly revisit the larger shifts in the way that images of stars and celebrities have been procured, valued, and mediated.
As previous chapters have shown, the studios, the magazines, and other “official” star discourse had long labored to construct stars as objects of veneration. Under this paradigm, the more fans admired, worshipped, or respected a star, the more likely they would be to frequent movies in which the star appeared, buy products the star endorsed, or read magazines featuring the star. But in order to sustain such an image, the classic star system had to limit the number of “voices,” or sources, allowed to “speak” it.[xcviii] Put differently, all discourse about the star had to be harmonized; to sustain that harmony, the studios leveraged control over the star, the fan magazines, and the popular press. With the decline of the studio and star systems, Confidential and other scandal magazines added discourse that was discordant with the otherwise harmonious star image. The dispersal of Hollywood — both in terms of mode of production and the place of the star within it — made it increasingly difficult to control who “spoke” the meaning of a star, and to what end.
In the ‘70s and ‘80s, the rise of CAA, the super agent, and super publicist reinstated crucial element of the star system. As Paul McDonald explains, stars acquired teams of individuals — an agent, a publicist, a manager, a stylist, a personal trainer, a chef, a vocal coach — to perform the image management services once provided by the studio.[xcix] Tom Cruise exemplified the new generation of stars: with an iron-fisted publicist and the most powerful agent in Hollywood, he was able to exact control over the tone and type of discourse in circulation, and, in effect, his entire star image. People, Entertainment Tonight, EW, previous iterations of Us, and the rest of the gossip industry were eager to add their voices to the chorus reinforcing the images proffered by Cruise and other similarly-controlling stars.
But such stars were able to maintain such high levels of control for two reasons: first, the level of surveillance was relatively low. A careful star could generally avoid being caught doing anything that contradicted his/her image. If he/she was caught, damage control was possible: in exchange for money or future appearances, a story could be killed. It might not have been as tight a system as that exercised by “The Fixers” of studio system lore, but it worked. Second, the proliferation of gossip outlets created a competitive market in which stars could pick and choose who carried their stories. If an outlet refused to toe the publicist line, the star would simply take his/her story somewhere else.
In the early 2000s, the spread of New Media fundamentally altered the terms of the relationship between the star and the gossip industry, as digital technology made it possible to surveil stars on a round-the-clock basis. It was increasingly difficult for stars to avoid getting caught on camera when they appeared disheveled in public, went home drunk from a bar, or scolded their children at the park. And as the number of paparazzos increased exponentially, so too did the number of voices attempting to speak the meaning of the star. As the next chapter will show, these number of voices would only continued to grow with the spread of gossip blogs, making it impossible for all but the most savvy of stars to control their images.
The tabloids had long sustained a market for paparazzi images. Yet “Stars: They’re Just Like Us” and similarly-themed Us features “created a lucrative new market for Hollywood paparazzi,” trading on the notion that even the most seemingly unified of celebrity images had its cracks.[c] An Atlantic Monthly feature made the tie between Us and paparazzi culture even more explicit, explaining that “The evolution of Hollywood paparazzi from a marginal nuisance to one of the most powerful and lucrative forces driving the American news-gathering industry is a phenomenon that dates back to March 2002,” when Fuller first took the reins of Us Weekly.[ci]
If Fuller’s editorial philosophy and “Just like Us” sparked the market, the ensuing competition with People fanned the flame. When Us began to encroach on People’s circulation and advertising territory, the two began to engage in massive bidding wars over exclusive rights to various photos. With Time Inc. behind it, People was able throw massive amounts of money at all types of photos, even ones it did plan to use. People spent $75,000 for a photo of Jennifer Lopez reading Us Weekly, simply to prevent Us from publishing the photo.[cii] People was driving up prices, hoping to shut other magazines with smaller operating budgets from scooping them on any story, no matter how small.
For Min, People’s purchase of the J.Lo photo was a “watershed” moment, and marked the true escalation of the bidding wars.[ciii] People would always have more buying power, but Us relied on its wiles, as evidenced by the magazine’s scoop on the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie romance in early May of 2005. When a British agency announced that a photographer had obtained images of Pitt and Jolie on a Kenyan beach, a “dogfight” between Us and People ensued. People believed it had secured the rights as $320,000, but Us countered with an offer of $500,000 — but only if the agency would sign a contract immediately, without going back to People. According to Variety, People tried to retaliate with a $1 million offer, but the deal was done.

One-of-a-kind, news-breaking images like those of Pitt and Jolie could net upwards of a million dollars, as evidenced by People’s purchase of the first pictures of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt for a reported $4.1 million in 2006.[civ] But such photos had always commanded relatively high prices: as a group of veteran paparazzos explained, before 2002, “news value” images, e.g. shots of “a hot celeb’s new affair, failed plastic surgery, or sudden weight gain” drove the market.[cv] But the success of “Just like Us” and its knockoffs had changed the calculus of celebrity photography: an otherwise unremarkable photo of a star playing with his/her child could net much more than the same star looking glamorous at a premiere.[cvi] The market for such photos exploded: by 2005, Us was receiving 45,000 to 50,000 images every week, 75% of which were paparazzi shots.[cvii] In this way, Us’ pictorial and rhetorical insistence that stars could be both glamorous and “just like us,” set the paparazzi market in motion.
Conclusion
In truth, the “celebrity death match” invoked in the title of this chapter was not actually between Us Weekly and People, the glossies and the tabloids, or ET and Access Hollywood. Rather, the battle was waged internally, as each outlet struggled to merge two conceptions of celebrities, two different aesthetic means of illuminating the “true” celebrity self. While discourse has long presented stars as ordinary and extraordinary, the gossip industry of the 21st century was struggling with two very different modes of mediating the celebrity for popular consumption. The major players intermingled both conceptions, alternating sanctioned red carpet appearances with unsanctioned paparazzi photography, highly-monitored interviews with gossip and speculation.
Again, these developments were not without historical precedent: a similar mania for unsanctioned photos had occurred in the late ‘50s and through the ‘60s, when illicit photos of Elizabeth Taylor and Eddie Fisher (later Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton) sparked an industry-wide demand; when Jackie Kennedy went into relative seclusion following the assassination of her husband, photos of her were at a similar premium.[cviii]

Nor was it the first time that magazines had attempted to intermingle different modes of celebrity coverage — the “late stage” fan magazines also mixed veneration and accusation, with end products that bordered on schizophrenic in their varying attitudes towards the stars.
What changed, then, and what led to the perception of celebrity ubiquity, was the sheer number of outlets that would pay for these photos, put them on the air, or publish them. The pathology of celebrity culture, once limited to a small handful of magazines, had seemingly now infected the entire mediascape. As previous chapters have demonstrated, the success of People and Entertainment Tonight were responsible for the proliferation of outlets, both in the 1980s and 1990s. And while the success of both outlets demonstrated the necessity of conglomerate backing in launching such a product, neither took full advantage of conglomerate promotional ties. Apart from a few veiled promotions, these outlets were contained, whether to the pages of the magazine or the limits of television slot. In contrast, Disney successfully exploited its major gossip holdings — both E! and Us — in a manner that put the other conglomerates to shame.
Whether through a desire to emulate Disney or, in the case of Time Warner, prove the potential of promised synergies, gossip and entertainment news gradually infiltrated all corners of a conglomerate’s holdings: by the early 2000s, it was in cable programming, news programming, and morning shows; it was on CNN, ESPN, ABC Family; it was available at every news stand, on every computer, in held a new place of prominence in newspapers and magazines, from Time to Architectural Digest.[cix]

Thus rooted, as the market for paparazzi photographs inflated, so too did the perception that celebrity culture had taken over the whole of the media. Overall interest in celebrities and stars may have, in fact, remained steady; what changed was the amount of information available to those who were interested, and the fact that it co-mingled with the “serious news,” sports programming, women’s talk shows, and foreign policy.
The frenzy was arguably at its apex in 2005, but it reached its natural, tragic conclusion in 2007, when Britney Spears underwent a very public breakdown in full view of the paparazzi, and, by extension, the world. She shaved her head — reportedly due to paranoia that the paparazzi were using her hair extensions to track her movements— and later that night, as she attempted to gain access to the house where her two young sons were begin kept from her, she wielded a large umbrella against the paparazzos who persisted in their pursuit.
The photo highlighted the extent of Spears’ break: a still-young girl, once the very embodiment of American innocence, driven to a state of grotesque delusion. The overwhelming sentiment: we — the magazines, the paparazzi, the readers — had created a monster. Spears has since undergone treatment and proceeded into recovery, and the market for “stalkerazzi” style photographs has diminished, in part because celebrities have simply learned to play the game. Some hire “paparazzi abatement” teams; others forge agreements with paparazzos that allow them to take a choice set of photos at the beginning of the night in exchange for being left alone for the remainder of the evening.[cx]
Yet the realities of the market remain: as one agency head explained, “any picture of any celebrity has a value.”[cxi] It was that understanding that led to the rapid increase in paparazzi, especially those willing to engage in “stalkerazzi” tactics; it was that understanding that increased the sheer number of photos available, in print, online, on the air, for reader consumption. And it was that understanding that precipitated a sea change in the way that the imagery of celebrity was valued, mediated, and consumed, leading to a widely-held perception that all media had been “celebrified.” Many additional forces contributed to this perception, including the rise of reality television and digital technologies. But as this chapter as thoroughly demonstrated, it was a sea change originated and accelerated by Us Weekly.
[i]Pamela Davis, “People has seen the enemy and it is Us,” St. Petersburg Times, Mar 24 2000, 1D.
[ii] “60sec. With,” MediaWeek, Oct 28 2002, 40.
[iii] Dianne Clehane, “Bonnie Fuller — Just Like US,” Daily Variety, May 6 2003, 30; Lisa Lockwood, “Fuller’s Philosophy on the Fame Game,” WWD, Jun 7 2002, 18.
[iv] Lockwood 18.
[v] Clehane 30.
[vi] Peter Carlson, “People vs. Us: Celebrity Deathmatch,” Washington Post, Aug 28 2001, C01.
[vii] “The A List,” Advertising Age, Oct 25 2004, S2.
[viii] Jonathan Bing, Abigail Pogrebin “US mag bows its weekly edition,” Daily Variety, Mar 17 2000, 5.
[ix] ibid; “US and Them: Diary of a Launch,” Brill’s Content, May 2000, 107.
[x] ibid.
[xi] Pogrebin 106.
[xii] Pogrebin 107.
[xiii] Diane Clehane, Women making Headlines,” Daily Variety, Nov 12 2003, 46.
[xiv] “March Madness,” MediaWeek, Dec 13 1999, 75.
[xv] David Carr, “Gossip Goes Glossy And Loses Its Stigma,” New York Times, Aug 4 2003, E1.
[xvi] Pogrebin 107.
[xvii] ibid.
[xviii] ibid.
[xix] Keith Dunnavant, “Tumbling Dice,” MediaWeek, May 1 2000, 60.
[xx] ibid; Pogrebin 107.
[xxi] Dunnavant 60.
[xxii] Lisa Granastein, “Stealing the Spotlight,” MediaWeek, Mar 13 2000, 5.
[xxiii] ibid.
[xxiv] Ceila McGee, “Ad Numbers Get Cut at Us Weekly,” Daily News (New York), Jul 1 2000, no page number.
[xxv] Jeff Leeds, “Disney Returns to Publishing With Stake in US,” Los Angeles Times, Feb 28 2001, C1; Jon Fine, “Magazine of the Year: Us Weekly,” Advertising Age, Oct 25 2004, S1.
[xxvi]Us would theretofore be published by a new, jointly owned company separate from Wenner’s other magazine holdings. See Jon Fine, “Us rate base grows,” Advertising Age, Oct 22 2001, 8.
[xxvii] Lisa Granastein, “A New Cast Member,” MediaWeek, Mar 5 2001, 24.
[xxviii] Alex Kuczynski, “Disney to Take 50% Stake in US Weekly Magazine,” New York Times, Feb 28 2001, C1.
[xxix] Granastein, “A New Cast Member,” 24.
[xxx] ibid.
[xxxi] ibid.
[xxxii] Paul D. Colford, “Us Weekly is Taking Celeb Coverage to Disney’s Land,” Daily New (New York), Feb 28 2001, no page number.
[xxxiii] Lily Oei, “Wenner, ABC NewsOne team up for ‘US Report,’” Daily Variety, Nov 7 2001, 10.
[xxxiv] Lisa Granastein, “Growing Up,” MediaWeek, Sep 3 2001, 37.
[xxxv] Richard Dyer, Heavenly Bodies (New York: St. Martin’s Press, 1986), 19.
[xxxvi] Peg Tyre, “A New Guilty Pleasure,” Newsweek, Aug 12 2002, 42.
[xxxvii] David Carr and Lorne Manly, “Editor Coming to Us Weekly May Turn Up the Sex and Glitter,” New York Times, Feb 27 2002, C1.
[xxxviii] Lisa Granastein, “Cover Girl,” MediaWeek, Mar 4 2002, 35.
[xxxix] ibid; David Carr, “Us Weekly’s Sly Ways Win Readers, if Not Yet Ads,” New York Times, Jun 17 2002, C1.
[xl] ibid.
[xli] Judith Newman, “Cover girl,” MediaWeek, Mar 14 2005, SR8.
[xlii] Even the handful of pages still devoted to film and television reviews were structured around photos, large headlines, and graphics.
[xliii] Sharon Waxmon, “Hard Coy Hardball,” Washington Post, Nov 6, 1996, F14.
[xliv] “Us Investigates: The Celebrity Tan Line,” Us Weekly, Aug 12 2002, 42-43.
[xlv] “Stars - They’re Just Like Us,” Us Weekly, Aug 12 2002, 20.
[xlvi] “Jennifer’s On and Off Days,” Us Weekly, Aug 12 2002, 14-15.
[xlvii] Carr, “Us Weekly’s Sly Ways Win Readers, if Not Yet Ads,” C1.
[xlviii] Richard Dyer, Stars (London: BFI, 1998), 43.
[xlix] Lockwood 18.
[l] ibid; Carr and Manly C1.
[li] Michael Learmonth, “Print Biz: New Star Pluckers,” Variety, Aug 30, 2004, 1.
[lii] Clehane 30; Lisa Granastein, “Don’t Give Up on Us,” MediaWeek, Feb 3 2003, 3.
[liii] Paul D. Colford, “Bonnie’s on a Roll as Us Magazine Rocks,” Daily News (New York), Oct 28, 2002, no page number; Carr, “Us Weekly’s Sly Ways Win Readers, if Not Yet Ads,” C1.
[liv] David Carr, “A New Tone, And Leader, at Time Inc.,” New York Times, Feb 21, 2002, C1.
[lv] ibid.
[lvi] Carr and Manly C1.
[lvii] Jill Goldsmith, “People who need People,” Variety, Jul 10 2006, 1, 41; Carr, “A New Tone, And Leader, at Time Inc.,” C1.
[lviii] Goldsmith 1.
[lix] Ann Oldeburg, “Weekly Magazines Face Off,” USA Today, Jul 11 2002, 1D.
[lx] Stuart Elliott, “Advertising,” New York Times, Sep 9 2003, C8.
[lxi] ibid.
[lxii] Clehane 46.
[lxiii] Granastein, “Don’t Give Up on Us,” 3.
[lxiv] Matthew Rose and Bruce Orwall, “The relationship is bigger than Us,” The Globe and Mail, Nov 20 2002, R5.
[lxv] ibid.
[lxvi] “The Week of Austin Powers,” Us Weekly, Aug 22 2002, 6-7; 10-11. Austin Powers: Goldfinger was produced by New Line, then a subsidiary of Time Warner.
[lxvii] Craig Offman, “In a People-friendly niche, Us Still looking for support,” Variety, Feb 18 2002, 9; Nicole LaPorte, “Tabloid lures Us editor,” Daily Variety, Jun 27 2003, 4.
[lxviii] ibid.
[lxix] ibid.
[lxx] Nicole LaPorte, “Fuller deputy Min in at US Weekly,” Daily Variety, Jul 3 2003, 15.
[lxxi] Nicole LaPorte, “More celeb-friendly Us notches up sales gains,” Variety, Sep 1 2003, 7.
[lxxii] Newman SR8.
[lxxiii] (Celebrity Weekly Shocker: Editor Is No Diva!, The New York Times, February 25, 2004 Wednesday, Section B2; LYNDA RICHARDSON)
[lxxiv] Us Weekly issue dated November 24, 2003.
[lxxv] Interestingly, People did not devote a single cover to The Bachelor or Bachelorette between 2003-2005. I have been unable to verify whether producers negotiated an exclusive deal with Us or People simply deemed them unworthy of coverage. People did devote coverage to reality phenomenon The Apprentice in 200*.
[lxxvi] Newman SR8.
[lxxvii] Lisa Granastein, “60sec. With,” MediaWeek, Nov 15 2004, 24.
[lxxviii] Newman SR8.
[lxxix] Fine S1.
[lxxx] ibid.
[lxxxi] Carr, “Us Weekly’s Sly Ways Win Readers, if Not Yet Ads,” C1; Clehane 30.
[lxxxii] Colford, no page number.
[lxxxiii] Newman SR8.
[lxxxiv] ibid; Learmonth 1.
[lxxxv] Fine S1.
[lxxxvi] Newman SR8.
[lxxxvii] Fine S1; Newman SR8.
[lxxxviii] Richard Winton and Tonya Alanez, “Paparazzi Falsh New Audacity,” Los Angeles Times, Oct 16 2005, A1.
[lxxxix] Glenn Garvin, “‘Stalkerazzi’ ploys worsen,” Miami Herald, Jul 17 2005, A3.
[xc] George Rush and Joanna Molloy, “Scarlett’s Crash Course on Paparazzi,” Daily News (New York) Aug 24 2005, 22; Winton and Alanez A1.
[xci] The statute forbids two types of invasion of private space: one literal, one virtual. It makes it an offence to take pictures or sound recordings of anyone “engaging in a personal or familial activity and the physical invasion occurs in a manner that is offensive to a reasonable person,” and it also forbids doing so to a person “engaging in a personal or familial activity under circumstances in which the plaintiff had a reasonable expectation of privacy, through the use of a visual or auditory enhancing device, regardless of whether there is a physical trespass.” See Russell Smith, “California puts lens rangers on notice,” The Globe and Mail, Jan 5 2006, R1.
[xcii] Gina Piccalo, “Caught in their sights,” Los Angeles Times, Jun 4 2005, E1.
[xciii] ibid.
[xciv] David M. Halbfinger and Allison Hopeweiner, “Eye vs. Eye: Inside the Photo Wars,” New York Times, Jul 17 2005, B1.
[xcv] Winton and Alanez A1.
[xcvi] It was no coincidence that one well-known agency was headed by a former member of a Los Angeles street gang, who filed his ranks with street savvy (and reportedly reformed) former gang members. See Winton and Alanez A1.
[xcvii] Piccalo E1.
[xcviii] See Richard DeCordova, Picture Personalities:The Emergence of the Star System in America (Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1990), 117-147.
[xcix] Paul McDonald, “The Star System: The Production of Hollywood Stardom in the Post-Studio Era,” in The Contemporary Hollywood Film Industry, Paul McDonald and Janet Wasko, eds. (Malden, MA;Oxford: Blackwell, 2008), 167-181.
[c] David Samuels, “Shooting Britney,” The Atlantic, April 2008, http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2008/04/shooting-britney/6735/
[ci] ibid.
[cii] Goldsmith 1, 41.
[ciii] ibid.
[civ] ibid.
[cv] Jason Felch, “Sheriff to Probe Pellet Attack,” Los Angeles Times, Aug 8 2005, B3.
[cvi] Richard Winton, “Chase by Paparazzi Yields No Charges,” Los Angeles Times, Aug 10 2005, B1.
[cvii] Piccalo E1; While celebrities naturally disliked the realities of this new economy, many learned to play along. To announce a romance, a couple no longer had to appear together at a public event. Instead, they could simply walk down the street holding hands, and, knowing they would be “caught” by the paparazzi, generate the same amount of publicity as an exclusive interview, yet with a fraction of the time and effort. Others exploited the certainty that they would be photographed to their own promotional ends: after her public break-up with Billy Bob Thornton, Angelina Jolie appeared in a public park playing with her son; Jolie and Pitt’s publicists were widely believed to have tipped off a photographer of their beach whereabouts so that the first photos that broke of couple would be in a harmonious, family-oriented unit. The most savvy understood the principles of supply and demand that guided the paparazzi market: Gywneth Paltrow, for example, took a “very public stroll” with her first-born child, effectively exposing herself and the child to as many photographers as possible. An increase in photos meant a decrease in demand, which freed Paltrow and her family from constant pursuit. See Mireya Navarro, “I Love You With All My Hype,” New York Times, May 22 2005, Section 9, Page 1.
[cviii] See Smash His Camera (Gast 2010).
[cix] By 2005, ET, Access Hollywood, Extra, and ET spin-off The Insider competed for prime access viewers, E!, The Style Channel, MTV, VH1, Bravo, programmed their schedule with ever more reality star and celebrity-focused programming, while InTouch, Life & Style, and OK! joined People and Us Weekly at the newsstand.
[cx] Felch B3.
[cxi] ibid.